Interested in morning tea with former PM John Howard, Opposition Leader Tony Abbott, conservative shock jock Alan Jones and Oz columnist Janet Albrechtsen? Then you're in luck! The IPA is holding a gala dinner in Melbourne tonight with Rupert Murdoch as keynote speaker, and the morning tea is up for auction.

Australia's Right-leaning luminaries from politics, business and the media will converge on the National Gallery of Victoria for tonight's big do, being held to mark the 70th birthday of the IPA.