Mar 14, 2013
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Clean water, yeah. Penguins are so self-interested.
What, have they no appreciation of jobs, jobs, jobs ? And super profits, super profits, super profits ?
What kind of bird can’t fly anyway ? One that tokes with AJ and goes on trips with Trans Ganja Airways, that’s what kind.
Fracking? No worries. Once we’ve frucked a water table we’ll simply order a new one online. It’s our 21st century disposable mentality.
Brenda and Alan sharing that bucket bong….A million shades of GOLD FD.
fauxnjuries.. sounds very much like fauxnsex..
@paddy I hadn’t though of a bucket bong in years! It must have been good.
Oh Brenda a shining light of old-school civil disobedience, always so nicely dressed, if a bit on the Marlene Dietrich side.
BRENDA the DCP: OK honey, just because you swam here from Antarctica, doesn’t make you any different from all the dole bludgers and queue jumpers arriving by boat. Actually you’ve got some nerve, coming here then criticising us for our wanton waste of the environment. Go back to where you come from; and take your tea towel with you.
The fairy at the bottom of the garden and Brenda can swap jokes about gas and broken water works all day; the real story is the potential for those wind thingies to cause turbophrenia; that is the hysterical response, over acting and unmeasurable debilitation that arises at the amount of money big oil and coal give you when you sign up to contract turbophrenia.
“CFA”? “Can’t Fracking Agree”?
And don’t be fooled, that gas only seams to be in coal – it’s not even black.
drmick… an’ if the wind thingies have four blades, you get to hear The Who in your head!
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