FIRST DOG ON THE MOON

Feb 11, 2013

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36 thoughts on “Jesus it’s 2013 for God’s sake! Oh wait…

  1. paddy

    I can’t believe you only stole 1 joke FD.
    But today’s effort is still hilarious.

  2. Plonkoclock

    So.. however did Pouffed Wheat ever get on the shelves??

  3. Matt

    Shouldn’t it be “fornicatrix”?

  4. 19 maurice

    First Dog, You Are a Leg-end, good on ya!

  5. zut alors

    The Weetb*x slogan is nothing short of inspired.

    Thingies were bound to cause major trouble right from the get-go, it’s surprising the creat0r didn’t foresee some folk might use them for all manner of mischief. Six days simply wasn’t enough time to get the prototype right.

  6. Andybob

    Those who would would flag-er-rant be, that’s a disaster
    All faithful aussies agree, follow the pastor
    Active discouragement, must make them now relent
    Their jobs. Its our intent to see them victims.

  7. zut alors

    I recall Babs from a Young Liberals progressive dinner back in the 1980s.

  8. Venise Alstergren

    I love the ‘Queerios’. Bet I can’t buy them from Sanitarium.

    FD: Brilliant analogy re creeping Sharia law.

  9. Venise Alstergren

    As for the Catholic church; I can hardly think they’re in any position to pass a moral judgement on anyone else at all. What is the subject matter of the present Royal Commission? Priestly paedophilia no less.

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