Feb 11, 2013
By starting a free trial, you agree to accept Crikey’s terms and conditions
Already a subscriber? Log in to keep reading
You must be logged in to post a comment.Not already subscribed? Get your free trial, access everything immediately
I can’t believe you only stole 1 joke FD.
But today’s effort is still hilarious.
So.. however did Pouffed Wheat ever get on the shelves??
Shouldn’t it be “fornicatrix”?
First Dog, You Are a Leg-end, good on ya!
The Weetb*x slogan is nothing short of inspired.
Thingies were bound to cause major trouble right from the get-go, it’s surprising the creat0r didn’t foresee some folk might use them for all manner of mischief. Six days simply wasn’t enough time to get the prototype right.
Those who would would flag-er-rant be, that’s a disaster
All faithful aussies agree, follow the pastor
Active discouragement, must make them now relent
Their jobs. Its our intent to see them victims.
I recall Babs from a Young Liberals progressive dinner back in the 1980s.
so, so good.
I love the ‘Queerios’. Bet I can’t buy them from Sanitarium.
FD: Brilliant analogy re creeping Sharia law.
As for the Catholic church; I can hardly think they’re in any position to pass a moral judgement on anyone else at all. What is the subject matter of the present Royal Commission? Priestly paedophilia no less.
Get Crikey FREE to your inbox every weekday morning with the Crikey Worm.