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Feb 11, 2013
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I can’t believe you only stole 1 joke FD.
But today’s effort is still hilarious.
So.. however did Pouffed Wheat ever get on the shelves??
Shouldn’t it be “fornicatrix”?
First Dog, You Are a Leg-end, good on ya!
The Weetb*x slogan is nothing short of inspired.
Thingies were bound to cause major trouble right from the get-go, it’s surprising the creat0r didn’t foresee some folk might use them for all manner of mischief. Six days simply wasn’t enough time to get the prototype right.
Those who would would flag-er-rant be, that’s a disaster
All faithful aussies agree, follow the pastor
Active discouragement, must make them now relent
Their jobs. Its our intent to see them victims.
I recall Babs from a Young Liberals progressive dinner back in the 1980s.
so, so good.
I love the ‘Queerios’. Bet I can’t buy them from Sanitarium.
FD: Brilliant analogy re creeping Sharia law.
As for the Catholic church; I can hardly think they’re in any position to pass a moral judgement on anyone else at all. What is the subject matter of the present Royal Commission? Priestly paedophilia no less.
You can bugger anyone but Off?
And who’s this Irish(?) brother, “Pete O’Fyle”?
@Zut: send her over. And Matt, would not a fornicatrix be a portmanteau of a fornicator and a dominatrix? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld rather infamously said.
& one for Klewso: http://www.lspace.org/fandom/songs/hedgehogsong.html
And along with those hand-picked selected abuminations there’s more in Leviticus – no eating shell-fish, crustaceans, pigs, hares, camels – any number of birds.
Does a fornisheepress qualify? Not near as dangerous.
It is quite dangerous Klewso, if you’ve forgotten the gumboots..
Klewso, apparently its like electives, they cherry pick the rules they want to keep so they can exclude whatever fits with their existing prejudices.
Plonk, I knew a bloke once – they called him Claude Balls – then I found out it was because he was one of those sort Cory Bernardi has been warning us about. He knew a few fornicatrix – but not enough obviously.
His real name was Roger something.
… and ALP-ha, that “breakfast” won’t be a sausage sizzle will it?
I always thought santariums were for the “chronically ill”.
Plural of fornicatrix would be fornicatricees. It is now my ambition in life to use this term in context.
Andy, who’s screwing this cat?
@Mike Smith: We can only but hope she’s a savoury combination of the two. >:)
Mike I’m partial to a bit of pheasant plucking myself.
KLEWSO: You’re on fire!
If I posted this on any social media I guarantee I would be fired from my work the next day.
Excellent job First Dog!
Good dog! Wonderful as always. Though I have to say, still using “Juliar” is pretty pathetic really.
The wonderful “News Limited” cartoon panel you had printed on T shirts for me has been an amazing success. I’ve had strangers stop me in the street to take photos of it! Never has a T shirt got me so much attention.
I have a creeping suspicion that if every ‘sinner’ who worked in the Catholic hospital system failed to turn up for work, things would rapidly grind to a halt.
“Manhandled by Lesbians”? Excellent oxymoron, FD.
So much here to laugh at that one shouldn’t really laugh at….
Been living in Oz for the last 4 months coming from the UK, only just discovered this site and these dog in the moon cartoons.
After 4 months of tedious media (SBS aside) its a real breath of fresh air. Bloody fantastic.
I like my Weet-B*x`how it comes. Will you say anything for a joke, Sandy. No, but I couldn’t resist that, ‘Shoe.
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