Feb 5, 2013
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“A poll, a poll, my kingswood for a poll!” hahahahaha.
Best of the year so far FD.
There’s actually beer all over my keyboard.
Mr Dog! Today’s offering should’ve come with a Severe Mirth Warning, it may take several hours to compose myself.
As usual, Jasper delivers the perceptive stinger ie: ‘nobody believes Newspoll.’
Sadly, Mad King Kev’s no drunken frog.
Stupidly glad to see Jasper back and as foul mouthed as ever.
…. I heard that after they done him in, they cut him up with his own chain-saw.
And that Limited News “bawd” – what a Puck-wit?
Conscience is but a word that cowards use,
Devis’d at first to keep the strong in awe:
Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law.
March on, join bravely, let us to’t pell-mell;
If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell !
. . . made Donna Summer by this son of Björk . . .
I do love a good resurrection story, forsooth. And lo! It is here! And it was good. Very good, dog#1.
Verily I say unto Jasper, “do what you must to rid us from this pestilence. Else will no-one rid us of this meddlesome priest?”
Balloon-assisted or not, do it, spectre-cat.
ps all Python and Blackadder and similar lovers should visit the Rick III story on smh.com.au, where the comments are as good as the story
great stuff, tears of laughter at my kingswood for a poll
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