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36 thoughts on “Who is the winner of our disco tent?

  1. Freja

    “A poll, a poll, my kingswood for a poll!” hahahahaha.

  2. paddy

    Best of the year so far FD.
    There’s actually beer all over my keyboard.

  3. zut alors

    Mr Dog! Today’s offering should’ve come with a Severe Mirth Warning, it may take several hours to compose myself.

    As usual, Jasper delivers the perceptive stinger ie: ‘nobody believes Newspoll.’

  4. klewso

    Sadly, Mad King Kev’s no drunken frog.

  5. GlendaJoy

    Stupidly glad to see Jasper back and as foul mouthed as ever.

  6. klewso

    …. I heard that after they done him in, they cut him up with his own chain-saw.

    And that Limited News “bawd” – what a Puck-wit?

  7. Andybob

    Conscience is but a word that cowards use,
    Devis’d at first to keep the strong in awe:
    Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law.
    March on, join bravely, let us to’t pell-mell;
    If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell !

  8. Holden Back

    . . . made Donna Summer by this son of Björk . . .

  9. drovers cat

    I do love a good resurrection story, forsooth. And lo! It is here! And it was good. Very good, dog#1.
    Verily I say unto Jasper, “do what you must to rid us from this pestilence. Else will no-one rid us of this meddlesome priest?”
    Balloon-assisted or not, do it, spectre-cat.

    ps all Python and Blackadder and similar lovers should visit the Rick III story on, where the comments are as good as the story

  10. Tyler T

    great stuff, tears of laughter at my kingswood for a poll

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