If the world is going to end tomorrow, as Mayan end-of-the-world prophecy goes, Australian businesses are going to cash in first. Whether it's cheap pizza or beer, or even bicycles, quick-thinking retailers are taking advantage.
"Many retailers are just natural entrepreneurs," said Retail Doctor Group managing director Brian Walker. "They're very good at building events around stories like this, and are just very quick to respond. This is a good example."
Ruslan Kogan has been running themed sales for years, including a 2009 promotion selling 37-inch televisions on the back of Kevin Rudd's stimulus program -- the "Kevin37" deal. The Mayan apocalypse is new inspiration.
"We just thought it was funny," Kogan said. "We don't actively pursue this type of thing, we just come up with things if we think it's cool or funny. It's the same thing we did with the Internet Explorer tax."
It doesn't always work. Walker says businesses need to be careful not to trash the brand: Kogan might get away with it, but another retailer might struggle. "It really depends on the retailer," he said. "Kogan has a more natural invitation to play in this space, but you can't see David Jones or Myer doing it. But overall, there's some fun to be had with this type of sale."
Here's the five best end-of-the-world marketing tactics we've seen in the lead-up to Friday ...
1. A final snack
Crust is running a deal for cheap pizza today, one day before the supposed end of the world.
2. Equip yourselves for the end
Kogan's sale isn't just on electronics -- the company is discounting equipment "to help people survive the apocalypse". The Swiss Army Knife, digital radio, telescopes and remote control spy helicopter are all on sale. And don't worry -- if the world ends, Kogan says you'll get a full refund.