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Dec 14, 2012
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Tough at the top?
This too shall pass.
Afternoon Mr Lonely
Photos or it didn’t happen.
Plus that mpg of Marina Go should be uploaded to youtube before close of play today. Merry Xmas.
Jesvs has a lot to answer for.
Nice Christmas Spirit FD.
It is always better to give than to receive, so this year I will be delivering the Christmas enemas.
There will be tinsel on the bucket and a tasteful red and green ribbon on the garden hose. The soapy water will have a green tinge and a pine smell in keeping with the colours and atmosphere of the season.
That should get the party going.
It’s not a real office Christmas party unless it’s actually on Christmas day and everyone has to turn up to work and do work until lunchtime when the boss, dressed as Santa, comes around to each work cubicle and hands you a cold pressed turkey sandwich and a piece of dry fruit cake.
Mmm, DrMick sounds like it’s tough at the bottom, too. What’s the waiting list like for Christmas enemas?
Shades of Matthew & Son, there EMC, by Cat (yes we’re ubiquitous) Stevens
Better Pine-o-clean than kerosene, Drmick..
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