Dec 4, 2012
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What, no Butt-Grindr?
FD’s come up with an actual, genuine *peer reviewed* cartoon!!!
Just about perfect.
(Although I personally prefer “Antechinus extra macho” to those pathetic poofy Potarooter Ultramilds.)
What about Emphysema 50’s, they’ll take your breath away.
It’s political correctness gone mild. *cough*
Put a nail in every pack. Let them figure it out for themselves.
My preference is for Catarrh Extras but those Sphinct-r Reds sound delectable. Just the thing to cool you down on a 39C degree day in Brisbane.
If the doctors tell you
That your lungs are stuffed
Do not bother being miffed
You can still get piffed and muffed.
In memoriam John Hepworth (not the priest), d.1995.
Zut it’s even hotter up here on the sunny coast … I put a Sphinct*r 25 in my mouth and it lit up on its own.
But I DO want to go to Bermagui!
Hells bells, too late you tell me they were designed for the mouth..