Nov 26, 2012
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Never let it be said that Tony Abbott is not a confidence artist.
Ouch! The kicker is marvellous, you couldn’t make up this stuff.
We’re indebted you reminded us about MattyJ, Mr Dog, there’s a good chance some folk have forgotten.
Shouldn’t that be ‘the mother of all battles’?
‘NEVER been the victim of forces beyond my control’? Must be great driving/riding with Tony, and all those red lights changing.
Thank goodness someone is prepared to stand up for Tony.
Well done FD. Always fighting for the little fellow.
As a follow up to Holden, ‘…never… been the victim of forces beyond my control’…
Hang on a minute, I thought he held to a Higher Power (and I don’t mean the missus).
Ah zut, Tony has always exercised free will in relation to the Almighty.
White Ribbon ambassador? Really? Or is that a smear?
I want everyone to be happy for me. I’ve just received an email telling me that I accidentally left a suitcase with $4.5 to $5 million dollars in it at Atlanta airport and would I be kind enough to give my details before flying over to collect it.
Never having been to Atlanta in my life, I can see how easy it was for me to have left the suitcase; with close to $5 million dollars in it.
‘E’ for effort Mr Scamer; ‘F’ for fail.
Why the moderation this time?
Venise, I’ve been wondering where I left that case.
Which details will the finder require – my height, weight and shoe size?
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