Nov 26, 2012

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15 thoughts on “The Gender War to end all wars

  1. klewso

    Never let it be said that Tony Abbott is not a confidence artist.

  2. zut alors

    Ouch! The kicker is marvellous, you couldn’t make up this stuff.

    We’re indebted you reminded us about MattyJ, Mr Dog, there’s a good chance some folk have forgotten.

  3. Holden Back

    Shouldn’t that be ‘the mother of all battles’?

    ‘NEVER been the victim of forces beyond my control’? Must be great driving/riding with Tony, and all those red lights changing.

  4. paddy

    Thank goodness someone is prepared to stand up for Tony.
    Well done FD. Always fighting for the little fellow.

  5. zut alors

    As a follow up to Holden, ‘…never… been the victim of forces beyond my control’…

    Hang on a minute, I thought he held to a Higher Power (and I don’t mean the missus).

  6. Holden Back

    Ah zut, Tony has always exercised free will in relation to the Almighty.

  7. Andrew L

    White Ribbon ambassador? Really? Or is that a smear?

  8. Venise Alstergren

    I want everyone to be happy for me. I’ve just received an email telling me that I accidentally left a suitcase with $4.5 to $5 million dollars in it at Atlanta airport and would I be kind enough to give my details before flying over to collect it.

    Never having been to Atlanta in my life, I can see how easy it was for me to have left the suitcase; with close to $5 million dollars in it.

    ‘E’ for effort Mr Scamer; ‘F’ for fail.

  9. zut alors

    Venise, I’ve been wondering where I left that case.

    Which details will the finder require – my height, weight and shoe size?

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