Poor Andrea Hodgkinson. Let the record show, your honour, that her crimes consist of asking questions at a press conference under an assumed name; of being Australian; and of responding too honestly to her various interviewers.

The first of those heinous deeds has already been committed by this correspondent. The second as well, actually. The last will hopefully never arise -- that is the point of a pseudonym. It may not be why she chose to present herself as Andrea -- or Andi -- Yu, but it is her right to do so.