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26 thoughts on “First Dog’s Class War Funnies! Today: St John’s College

  1. Andrew McMillen

    ‘Braydon Fapfapfap’. Classic.

  2. Holden Back

    Left-wing conspiracy, along with the ABC running shows on asbestos and campaigners to change abortion laws.

  3. ernmalleyscat

    Excellent roll call there.
    They love it when daddy gets on the blower and sticks it up the Rector.

  4. Plonkoclock

    It’s worth googling St Johns College and reading the report. It’s the stuff of B grade movies. Still, its our tax dollars that support these sh1theads through their over-subsidised elite schools. we only have ourselves to blame then, don’t we!

  5. zut alors

    The lads at St Jerks College are such wits and clearly know how to tickle a girl’s funny bone.

    Braydon Fapfapfap is a cert for the front bench.

  6. paddy

    Gosh I enjoyed that FD.
    I’m almost certain I went to school with Ponsonby Spoffington-Snotworthy’s father.
    It’s always reassuring to know that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  7. rhwombat

    Paddy: I was at SU while the Rabbott was punching walls, and saw the results of the St John’s tradition in the (next door) RPAH ED. 35 years has changed nothing. Gillard was spot on.

  8. drovers cat

    Ah memories, dog#1, thanks for the trip. But we weren’t a Catlick school so were only allowed beheadings every second year. Probably why there are more Proddy toffs around.

  9. Stevo the Working Twistie

    Don’t make me laugh! These St John’s wannabes are a pack of lightweights. Australia won’t be truly punching in the heavyweight class until we have our own Bullingdon Club, who at least have enough sense to smear excrement and damage property away from their Oxford digs.

  10. Al

    One of the best “lucky-country class-analyses I’ve seen since Humphrey McQueen stopped publishing! Snort, frap!

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