ewwww, that little tail wag as the little creep mentions pants action (while he’s holding the milk!) is even creepier than the real thing. I’ll imagine that every time I see him from now on.
People who gamble to excess (helping to keep the likes of “Tom Thumb” in a manner to which they’ve become accustomed, while putting their kids through Bookies College) know a hundred things they can do with baked beans too.
27 thoughts on “Shifty, sleek and repugnant, and that’s just the computer graphics…”
paddy
November 2, 2012 at 1:34 pmDoing the velvet bagpipes?!!!
You’re an absolute mine of appalling similes today FD.
ernmalleyscat
November 2, 2012 at 1:40 pmewwww, that little tail wag as the little creep mentions pants action (while he’s holding the milk!) is even creepier than the real thing. I’ll imagine that every time I see him from now on.
cyberfysh
November 2, 2012 at 1:50 pmNicely self-deprecating, Dog: concern about racehorses juxtaposed with bacon and milk, showing that none of us has really clean paws.
Phen
November 2, 2012 at 2:02 pmDo chicks who gamble get loads of sex with hot blokes?
John Bennetts
November 2, 2012 at 2:03 pmI must be dumb… what the dickens does “doing the velvet bagpipes” allude to?
Microseris
November 2, 2012 at 2:13 pmCyberfysh, (as a vego) I note that pigs and cows are bred for food whilst horses are bred for “entertainment”. But your point is still true.
klewso
November 2, 2012 at 2:18 pmPeople who gamble to excess (helping to keep the likes of “Tom Thumb” in a manner to which they’ve become accustomed, while putting their kids through Bookies College) know a hundred things they can do with baked beans too.
SBH
November 2, 2012 at 2:19 pmsome sort of dasyurid I suppose.
klewso
November 2, 2012 at 2:24 pmHeritage – there’s a fine cotton thread theme going through the family business.
But it can get hard, you need a bold personality to make it work.
zut alors
November 2, 2012 at 2:27 pm‘smug, rictus grin’ – full marks, Mr Dog.
At a pub here in Brisbane they have an annual Oz Day cockroach race. This bloke could be next year’s favourite.