Well, they can try but no assorted mammals, fruit or stationery will come close to casting a shadow the stature of our lost and lamented Faceless Cat Jasper.
But I’d like to see Julie Bishop’s pirahna Chris give it a go anyway … no wait, he’s a Nibblie
22 thoughts on “Bitter stoush exposed! Who will be Federal President of the AAASU?”
Monash.edu
November 1, 2012 at 1:19 pmHahahahahahaha.
Sorry, I have nothing more to add.
rhwombat
November 1, 2012 at 1:31 pmA pet mango called Beelzebub…I agree with the suspiciously named Monash.edu
Monash.edu
November 1, 2012 at 1:34 pmIt’s ostensibly just a means of us poor Monash students avoiding paying for our Crikey subscriptions. At least, that’s what I’ve been told…
zut alors
November 1, 2012 at 1:35 pmDefinitely bypass the cavoodle, anything with ‘oodle’ in the name is as lightweight as fairyfloss.
Can Abby channel her old buddy Jasper?
Holden Back
November 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm@zut Hard to believe but there are ‘pooghans’ rather than ‘afghoodles’.
paddy
November 1, 2012 at 2:11 pmSpeechless!
(But I do have a soft spot for mangoes.)
Crispy
November 1, 2012 at 2:21 pmI’m voting for Reuben, for obvious reasons. And he so too does have the smarts to be a staple remover. Sheesh.
ernmalleyscat
November 1, 2012 at 3:10 pmI’ve thrown my hat in the ring and got my protege @NiceLittleErn on the phones to gauge support but it’s not looking good.
By the way FD, you misspelt onanisation in the introduction panel.
klewso
November 1, 2012 at 3:19 pmWhat about “Noddy” – Mr Rabbott’s carved pyne poodle?
You can’t get more anthropomorphised than them?
drovers cat
November 1, 2012 at 3:44 pmWell, they can try but no assorted mammals, fruit or stationery will come close to casting a shadow the stature of our lost and lamented Faceless Cat Jasper.
But I’d like to see Julie Bishop’s pirahna Chris give it a go anyway … no wait, he’s a Nibblie