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First Dog On The Moon

Advance Unaustralia Fair

First Dog On The Moon

Oct 31, 2012

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  1. rhwombat
    October 31, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    It seems we’ve sublimated, as in turned from solid to vapour or transferred our ego-based traumas to another focus, rather than achieved the sublime. Poor fellow our country.

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  2. paddy
    October 31, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Tragically brilliant toon, for a tragically sad and shameful day FD.

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  3. Michelle Imison
    October 31, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    ‘Picture an army of lost souls, haunted and broken, scrubbing, scrubbing, scrubbing in the tropical sun.’

    Wow… that line alone made me want to cry. Unfortunately FD, you’ve summed up this mess perfectly.

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  4. zut alors
    October 31, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    You’re in top form, Mr Dog.

    The old pea and thimble trick – c’mon people, why are we allowing those combined jerks in Canberra to pull these cruel stunts? The govt is catering for a few rednecks, hoping for a sprinkling of extra votes to hold onto government. At any human cost.

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  5. Andybob
    October 31, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Its all Terra Nullius again ! Lets hope no enterprising seaman with an eye to the main chance plants a flag and claims us in the name of King Zog. Actually, that might be preferrable to the mob we’ve got.

    I can feel the High Court practising their harrumphs.

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  6. Mark Duffett
    October 31, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Australia’s migration policy, inspired by The Goodies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Goodies

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  7. ianjohnno1
    October 31, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Welcome to the Twighlight Zone: Terra Australia Incognito (incognita?)

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  8. ianjohnno1
    October 31, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Terra Australis.

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  9. Stevo the Working Twistie
    October 31, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    At times like these I wish we could get rid of the National Character and just keep the stain.

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  10. Microseris
    October 31, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Visa applicants are required to complete an “Australian Values Statement” which includes:

    respect for the freedom and dignity of the individual
    equality of men and women
    freedom of religion
    commitment to the rule of law
    parliamentary democracy
    a spirit of egalitarianism that embraces mutual respect, tolerance, fair play, compassion for those in need and pursuit of the public good
    equality of opportunity for individuals, regardless of their race, religion or ethnic background.

    We should impose a compulsory values statement on politicians..

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