Hmmm, it would seem one of Jasper’s guises that remained undetected was his role as Newspoll Adjuster. Now that he’s gone the true leanings of the people (on landlines having dinner at 6pm) can be heard.
I think his real talent, unlike so many in Australian political life, was to be able to lick his own bumhole without getting his head stuck in there. I hope the Rudds have gone for the Premium Shoebox option at the Pets-Were-Us Family Animausoleum.
38 thoughts on “Farewell to a great Australian …”
Tyler T
October 29, 2012 at 1:45 pmHaunting the Powerfox in the halls of the Lodge, it’s what he would’ve wanted
GrimTidings
October 29, 2012 at 1:59 pmI smiled, I thought of pets past, I teared up, I laughed. Loved it.
drmick
October 29, 2012 at 2:00 pmMaxine is still trying to lick his butt.
ernmalleyscat
October 29, 2012 at 2:05 pmHmmm, it would seem one of Jasper’s guises that remained undetected was his role as Newspoll Adjuster. Now that he’s gone the true leanings of the people (on landlines having dinner at 6pm) can be heard.
Mike Smith
October 29, 2012 at 2:26 pmEctoplasmic secretions now though. Which may be harder to remove.
zut alors
October 29, 2012 at 2:39 pm‘string chaser’ – wonderful, Mr Dog, this was a talent sorely underplayed and hitherto unacknowledged by the commentariat. Trust you to spot it.
Such rich times we’ve shared with Jasper.
drmick
October 29, 2012 at 2:41 pmI wonder if he died of embarrassment?
Mark Duffett
October 29, 2012 at 2:42 pm‘Jasper the Unfriendly Ghost’ – truly inspired.
paddy
October 29, 2012 at 2:44 pmWe did but seem him passing by…..That fabulous furry little ratf*cker extraordinaire. (sob)
Stevo the Working Twistie
October 29, 2012 at 3:09 pmI think his real talent, unlike so many in Australian political life, was to be able to lick his own bumhole without getting his head stuck in there. I hope the Rudds have gone for the Premium Shoebox option at the Pets-Were-Us Family Animausoleum.