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Oct 24, 2012

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33 thoughts on “tony wat r u doin tony stahp

  1. Tremere

    This needs to become a recurring segment.

  2. paddy

    I think Tony’s going for the quinella.
    It’s a win to slime & stupidity by the length of the straight.

  3. gloria bennett

    tony abbott proves once again that the best defense is a good offense.

  4. Ian

    Can I have a ticket to be in the audience?

  5. rhwombat

    Can’t it be both? The only other alternative is that the Rabbott is actually a deep cover mole (? clip-on ears), recruited while on his Rhode’s scholarship at Oxford (?to keep up with the Cambridge tradition)…OMG, he’s a Trot!

  6. Paddy O

    FD this is tops. Our family uses “sookylala” all the time. Now I have an educational aid for my kids. ta

  7. The Pav

    Whilst I would hate to disagree with such an oracle as First Dog I believe there is a third option

    That is it is bot sleeze & stupdity afterall Abbott not only looks like a wing nut but behaves like one.

    If Alan Jones truely had a rural back ground he would call Abbott a “Harvester”

  8. Microseris

    Its Rabbotts clumsy attempt at dog whistling. A nod and a wink to his target group he learnt from his mentor and master, little Johnny.

  9. SBH

    I really wanted the slime/stupidity buttons to work – just like in the Herald Sun

  10. zut alors

    Sheer brilliance, Mr Dog, I’m laughing out loud, the neighbours will be complaining any minute.

    And we know which one is the big girl’s blouse – although he seems determined to wear the hair shirt instead.

  11. drmick

    His script writers are less than subtle, using trite and worn tea party slogans and it is starting to become that obvious , that mudroch cant print it in his rags. Lumpy`s China quip was pure Lardclacker. No one writes stuff like that anymore; except maybe our press gallery.

  12. Andrew L

    Which one is the rock and which is the hard place?

  13. Dan Cass

    There’s only one Joe Hockey.

    That’s good policy.

  14. ianjohnno1

    At last, a quiz show worth watching. Best thing since Pick-a-Box.
    FD, can you bring in Barry Jones as compere?

  15. zut alors

    But where’s Bronny Bish0p as barrel girl!?

  16. Holden Back

    Sometimes one, sometimes the other.

    Like one of those car alarms that changes every now and then.

  17. Andybob

    I agree Holden. I think the ‘died of shame’ remark was stupidity because he had used that line about the govt before AJ’s infamous remark and there was no mileage in it given the radioactivity associated with same. But this latest effort, a reference to ‘experience’ in the area of babies. That is slime.

    Somehow the mixture of both is less appealing than either in isolation.

  18. drmick

    The slime is the stuff that holds the stupidity together. The oppo front bench oozes it.

  19. ernmalleyscat

    I think it’s a third option of Serial Mealy-mouthed Expressions of Gratuitous Misogynist Attacks or SMEGMA.

  20. The Pav

    drmick,

    I think slime is the stuff the opposition uses in lieu of policies

  21. Stevo the Working Twistie

    That is so typical of your doggish straightjacketed binary thinking! One or the other? Can’t they be stupid AND slimy?

  22. Plonkoclock

    Well done EMC!

  23. khtagh

    Another classic FD, at this rate I’ll have a four walled FD covered computer room in no time at all.

    EMC – SMEGMA this is one to be put into common use for sure!!!

  24. Holden Back

    @zut- scraping the bottom, and just putting a little bit of kero in the bath.

  25. Venise Alstergren

    EMC : You don’t think…….Sorry about that.

  26. The Pav

    I see the latest Morgan Gallup pPoll as it 50.5 to 49.5 in favour of the Govt.

    Misty Rabbit remains the govt’s best weapon until the quality of the govt’s performavnce seeps through into the electorate’s consciousness.

    I think now they have made their point I hope the govt moves onto a more policy based refution of the opposition and just let Misty shoot himself in the foot/mouth/tail

    As Misty only won his job by one vote & Slipper is no longer there a leadership spill would make interesting viewing.

  27. Steve777

    Brilliant!

  28. Holden Back

    Did you and Anabelle Crabbe discuss this, Mr Dog On The Moon?

  29. First Dog On The Moon

    we did not holden, great minds etc.

  30. Holden Back

    You left out introducing the daughters to the gang-banger: very tasteful.

  31. First Dog On The Moon

    Yes i was not aware of this… v grateful to Ms Crabbe for informing of same

  32. klewso

    What goes in – or happens in there – for this sort of shit to come out?

  33. fractious

    Sometimes I wonder whether the Rabbott is a remotely controlled robot (but only when I’ve got nothing better to think about) run on M$haft software – it would help explain some of the bizarre things he says.

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