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Oct 24, 2012
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This needs to become a recurring segment.
I think Tony’s going for the quinella.
It’s a win to slime & stupidity by the length of the straight.
tony abbott proves once again that the best defense is a good offense.
Can I have a ticket to be in the audience?
Can’t it be both? The only other alternative is that the Rabbott is actually a deep cover mole (? clip-on ears), recruited while on his Rhode’s scholarship at Oxford (?to keep up with the Cambridge tradition)…OMG, he’s a Trot!
FD this is tops. Our family uses “sookylala” all the time. Now I have an educational aid for my kids. ta
Whilst I would hate to disagree with such an oracle as First Dog I believe there is a third option
That is it is bot sleeze & stupdity afterall Abbott not only looks like a wing nut but behaves like one.
If Alan Jones truely had a rural back ground he would call Abbott a “Harvester”
Its Rabbotts clumsy attempt at dog whistling. A nod and a wink to his target group he learnt from his mentor and master, little Johnny.
I really wanted the slime/stupidity buttons to work – just like in the Herald Sun
Sheer brilliance, Mr Dog, I’m laughing out loud, the neighbours will be complaining any minute.
And we know which one is the big girl’s blouse – although he seems determined to wear the hair shirt instead.
His script writers are less than subtle, using trite and worn tea party slogans and it is starting to become that obvious , that mudroch cant print it in his rags. Lumpy`s China quip was pure Lardclacker. No one writes stuff like that anymore; except maybe our press gallery.
Which one is the rock and which is the hard place?
There’s only one Joe Hockey.
That’s good policy.
At last, a quiz show worth watching. Best thing since Pick-a-Box.
FD, can you bring in Barry Jones as compere?
But where’s Bronny Bish0p as barrel girl!?
Sometimes one, sometimes the other.
Like one of those car alarms that changes every now and then.
I agree Holden. I think the ‘died of shame’ remark was stupidity because he had used that line about the govt before AJ’s infamous remark and there was no mileage in it given the radioactivity associated with same. But this latest effort, a reference to ‘experience’ in the area of babies. That is slime.
Somehow the mixture of both is less appealing than either in isolation.
The slime is the stuff that holds the stupidity together. The oppo front bench oozes it.
I think it’s a third option of Serial Mealy-mouthed Expressions of Gratuitous Misogynist Attacks or SMEGMA.
I think slime is the stuff the opposition uses in lieu of policies
That is so typical of your doggish straightjacketed binary thinking! One or the other? Can’t they be stupid AND slimy?
Well done EMC!
Another classic FD, at this rate I’ll have a four walled FD covered computer room in no time at all.
EMC – SMEGMA this is one to be put into common use for sure!!!
@zut- scraping the bottom, and just putting a little bit of kero in the bath.
EMC : You don’t think…….Sorry about that.
I see the latest Morgan Gallup pPoll as it 50.5 to 49.5 in favour of the Govt.
Misty Rabbit remains the govt’s best weapon until the quality of the govt’s performavnce seeps through into the electorate’s consciousness.
I think now they have made their point I hope the govt moves onto a more policy based refution of the opposition and just let Misty shoot himself in the foot/mouth/tail
As Misty only won his job by one vote & Slipper is no longer there a leadership spill would make interesting viewing.
Did you and Anabelle Crabbe discuss this, Mr Dog On The Moon?
we did not holden, great minds etc.
You left out introducing the daughters to the gang-banger: very tasteful.
Yes i was not aware of this… v grateful to Ms Crabbe for informing of same
What goes in – or happens in there – for this sort of shit to come out?
Sometimes I wonder whether the Rabbott is a remotely controlled robot (but only when I’ve got nothing better to think about) run on M$haft software – it would help explain some of the bizarre things he says.
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