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FIRST DOG ON THE MOON

Oct 24, 2012

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Tremere
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This needs to become a recurring segment.

paddy
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I think Tony’s going for the quinella.
It’s a win to slime & stupidity by the length of the straight.

gloria bennett
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tony abbott proves once again that the best defense is a good offense.

Ian
Member

Can I have a ticket to be in the audience?

rhwombat
Member

Can’t it be both? The only other alternative is that the Rabbott is actually a deep cover mole (? clip-on ears), recruited while on his Rhode’s scholarship at Oxford (?to keep up with the Cambridge tradition)…OMG, he’s a Trot!

Paddy O
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FD this is tops. Our family uses “sookylala” all the time. Now I have an educational aid for my kids. ta

The Pav
Member

Whilst I would hate to disagree with such an oracle as First Dog I believe there is a third option

That is it is bot sleeze & stupdity afterall Abbott not only looks like a wing nut but behaves like one.

If Alan Jones truely had a rural back ground he would call Abbott a “Harvester”

Microseris
Member

Its Rabbotts clumsy attempt at dog whistling. A nod and a wink to his target group he learnt from his mentor and master, little Johnny.

SBH
Member

I really wanted the slime/stupidity buttons to work – just like in the Herald Sun

zut alors
Member

Sheer brilliance, Mr Dog, I’m laughing out loud, the neighbours will be complaining any minute.

And we know which one is the big girl’s blouse – although he seems determined to wear the hair shirt instead.

drmick
Member

His script writers are less than subtle, using trite and worn tea party slogans and it is starting to become that obvious , that mudroch cant print it in his rags. Lumpy`s China quip was pure Lardclacker. No one writes stuff like that anymore; except maybe our press gallery.

Andrew L
Member

Which one is the rock and which is the hard place?

Dan Cass
Member

There’s only one Joe Hockey.

That’s good policy.

ianjohnno
Member

At last, a quiz show worth watching. Best thing since Pick-a-Box.
FD, can you bring in Barry Jones as compere?

zut alors
Member

But where’s Bronny Bish0p as barrel girl!?

Holden Back
Member

Sometimes one, sometimes the other.

Like one of those car alarms that changes every now and then.

Andybob
Member

I agree Holden. I think the ‘died of shame’ remark was stupidity because he had used that line about the govt before AJ’s infamous remark and there was no mileage in it given the radioactivity associated with same. But this latest effort, a reference to ‘experience’ in the area of babies. That is slime.

Somehow the mixture of both is less appealing than either in isolation.

drmick
Member

The slime is the stuff that holds the stupidity together. The oppo front bench oozes it.

ernmalleyscat
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I think it’s a third option of Serial Mealy-mouthed Expressions of Gratuitous Misogynist Attacks or SMEGMA.

The Pav
Member

drmick,

I think slime is the stuff the opposition uses in lieu of policies

Stevo the Working Twistie
Member

That is so typical of your doggish straightjacketed binary thinking! One or the other? Can’t they be stupid AND slimy?

Plonkoclock
Member

Well done EMC!

khtagh
Member

Another classic FD, at this rate I’ll have a four walled FD covered computer room in no time at all.

EMC – SMEGMA this is one to be put into common use for sure!!!

Holden Back
Member

@zut- scraping the bottom, and just putting a little bit of kero in the bath.

Venise Alstergren
Member

EMC : You don’t think…….Sorry about that.

The Pav
Member

I see the latest Morgan Gallup pPoll as it 50.5 to 49.5 in favour of the Govt.

Misty Rabbit remains the govt’s best weapon until the quality of the govt’s performavnce seeps through into the electorate’s consciousness.

I think now they have made their point I hope the govt moves onto a more policy based refution of the opposition and just let Misty shoot himself in the foot/mouth/tail

As Misty only won his job by one vote & Slipper is no longer there a leadership spill would make interesting viewing.

Steve777
Member

Brilliant!

Holden Back
Member

Did you and Anabelle Crabbe discuss this, Mr Dog On The Moon?

Holden Back
Member

You left out introducing the daughters to the gang-banger: very tasteful.

klewso
Member

What goes in – or happens in there – for this sort of shit to come out?

fractious
Member

Sometimes I wonder whether the Rabbott is a remotely controlled robot (but only when I’ve got nothing better to think about) run on M$haft software – it would help explain some of the bizarre things he says.

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