HOLDEN B: I don’t know how big your garden is….but shoot the cars and get a couple of llamas instead. Be easier to manage than camels. ‘Though I wouldn’t think the azaeleas would stand much of a chance.
Rejoice! Fluffy and Fido rescued from reptilian squeezes, Alan Jones goes to water and Whyalla stages the inaugural annual I Told You So rally. Now that’s a gentler polity!
VENISE A – I have more than enough space for llamas outside the house paddock(maybe even a guanaco, vicuna or alpaca or two!). But I’m not sure about riding them the 45kms to work. The camel would at least let me liberate my Lawrence of Arabia robe collection from the wardrobe.
EMC, what if I bury the cars? Surely some eccentric pop star wants to be buried in an unregistered 1982 Subaru Wagon?
HB, Offset Methodologies should be submitted to the Domestic Offsets Integrity Commission for assessment and approval. “Becoming a recognised offset entity is a simple application process, through the CFI administrator, where a project proponent shows that they are a ‘fit and proper’ person.”
33 thoughts on “You wouldn’t read about it…”
ernmalleyscat
October 18, 2012 at 4:29 pmHB – that seems to be the upshot of it all.
You have to account for the emissions produced when shooting the cars though.
Mark from Melbourne
October 18, 2012 at 5:10 pmFDOTM you need to calm down a bit. Calling for people to jostle effigies is just over the top and probably communist.
Venise Alstergren
October 18, 2012 at 5:20 pmHOLDEN B: I don’t know how big your garden is….but shoot the cars and get a couple of llamas instead. Be easier to manage than camels. ‘Though I wouldn’t think the azaeleas would stand much of a chance.
Chris Johnson
October 18, 2012 at 6:47 pmRejoice! Fluffy and Fido rescued from reptilian squeezes, Alan Jones goes to water and Whyalla stages the inaugural annual I Told You So rally. Now that’s a gentler polity!
Andrew L
October 18, 2012 at 8:00 pmI’m not up on all this new-fangled interweb thingy but is this a LOL or a LOLZ?
Maria
October 18, 2012 at 9:42 pmThank you for once again making me laugh, Dog 🙂
Holden Back
October 19, 2012 at 10:12 amVENISE A – I have more than enough space for llamas outside the house paddock(maybe even a guanaco, vicuna or alpaca or two!). But I’m not sure about riding them the 45kms to work. The camel would at least let me liberate my Lawrence of Arabia robe collection from the wardrobe.
EMC, what if I bury the cars? Surely some eccentric pop star wants to be buried in an unregistered 1982 Subaru Wagon?
ernmalleyscat
October 19, 2012 at 10:41 amHB, Offset Methodologies should be submitted to the Domestic Offsets Integrity Commission for assessment and approval. “Becoming a recognised offset entity is a simple application process, through the CFI administrator, where a project proponent shows that they are a ‘fit and proper’ person.”
Holden Back
October 19, 2012 at 12:29 pmEMC, So, you’re saying the pop star would have to be dead? Bugger.
zut alors
October 19, 2012 at 12:32 pmHB, what’s a Holden doing with a Subaru…