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22 thoughts on “A great Australian, a patriot, a friend, a cat

  1. Marcusson Nicole

    “What a jar of mussels!” Funniest ever.

  2. izatso?

    Yes…… actually ! ….. and Nein has been morally bankrupt for ever, Goodbye !

  3. Andybob

    Jasper is certainly looking a bit flat.

  4. ianjohnno1

    Change that pillow. Bart Simpson looks like the Grim Reaper.
    Get well, Jasper.

  5. zut alors

    The mood grows dark, cat owners are familiar with this dicey kidney situation.

    Recall the hallowed day during Budget Week 2010 when noble Jasper parked on Firsty’s lap. It was a greater honour than being knighted.

  6. drovers cat

    He may be all these things, dog#1, but if he goes he will leave a gap in our political spectrum wider than the space where Cory Bernardi’s brain should be.
    Cat-to-cat you are in my thoughts, J.
    Cory’s in my litter tray.

  7. ernmalleyscat

    What’s Jasper doing in Joe Hockey’s bed?! I’d recognise that manchester anywhere.
    So sad to hear of the plucky little guy’s health troubles.
    Here’s hoping he returns to rude health in time for the next series of Kitchen Cabinet. “Just STFU and help with this can opener you curly bint!”

  8. paddy

    The thought of Jasper peeing in Joe Hockey’s bed is *almost* enough make me smile. Alas, the thought of vale Jasper is just too sad.
    However, a Campbell Newman funded state funeral would be tonic for the soul.

  9. klewso

    What does Abby think farting in his pillow going to achieve?

  10. Mike Smith

    Oh fsck that’s good. FDOTY.

    “Jeffrey Bernard is unwell” has nothing on KRudd’s Cat is unwell.

    And channel 9 filing for bankruptcy has me laughing over my cornflakes too. What next? NewsLtd?

  11. Mike Smith

    @Klewso: google “fluffing” heh heh

  12. drmick

    Male cat flu; and they all think they are dying. I`ll send you some cement and you can cry into it. HTFU pussy. You cant handle it when the talk turns to big ones and who has the biggest; especially when the blood nut is winning over the doubters. I paid that tub of lard Jabba Oakes heaps, gave him & that Nein mob the inside scoop; and it looks like they pis$ed it against the wall. Where did we go wrong?

  13. klewso

    Get Mike Kelly, he’s a vet.
    Not Mike Hunt, he specialises in rabbits.

    [w…..hich reminds me how did Overington – after her ode to “That Little Runt Greg” – take “those texts” last week?]

  14. Hugh (Charlie) McColl

    Andybob, I think Jasper’s lost a dimension altogether. He needs a gig on Q&A to beat the two-dementia.

  15. Plonkoclock

    Yet again, FD wins the Platinum Mussel-jar award for Toxic Invective!
    Mincing troglodyte – just beautiful!

  16. drmick

    That facebook page will fail miserably. You need friends on be on facebook.

  17. klewso

    Mike Smith – that opens a whole new pillow-case?

    [“This pillow’s too humpy.”?]

  18. klewso

    Reminded me of Fur and Loathing (in CSI).

    [Someone gets dressed-up in cat suit, somene else dresses up as a dog – pretty soon they’re knee-deep in fur balls. And Cory Bernardi is unwell!]

  19. Andrew L


  20. Jon

    My daughter and I have just recovered from a fit of hysterics. An absolute classic, thank you for the laughs.

  21. Holden Back

    Can you file for moral bankruptcy?

  22. cyberfysh

    Sadly, I’ve just heard that this tale did not end well – vale Jasper. 🙁


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