Oct 16, 2012

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22 thoughts on “A great Australian, a patriot, a friend, a cat

  1. Marcusson Nicole

    “What a jar of mussels!” Funniest ever.

  2. izatso?

    Yes…… actually ! ….. and Nein has been morally bankrupt for ever, Goodbye !

  3. Andybob

    Jasper is certainly looking a bit flat.

  4. ianjohnno1

    Change that pillow. Bart Simpson looks like the Grim Reaper.
    Get well, Jasper.

  5. zut alors

    The mood grows dark, cat owners are familiar with this dicey kidney situation.

    Recall the hallowed day during Budget Week 2010 when noble Jasper parked on Firsty’s lap. It was a greater honour than being knighted.

  6. drovers cat

    He may be all these things, dog#1, but if he goes he will leave a gap in our political spectrum wider than the space where Cory Bernardi’s brain should be.
    Cat-to-cat you are in my thoughts, J.
    Cory’s in my litter tray.

  7. ernmalleyscat

    What’s Jasper doing in Joe Hockey’s bed?! I’d recognise that manchester anywhere.
    So sad to hear of the plucky little guy’s health troubles.
    Here’s hoping he returns to rude health in time for the next series of Kitchen Cabinet. “Just STFU and help with this can opener you curly bint!”

  8. paddy

    The thought of Jasper peeing in Joe Hockey’s bed is *almost* enough make me smile. Alas, the thought of vale Jasper is just too sad.
    However, a Campbell Newman funded state funeral would be tonic for the soul.

  9. klewso

    What does Abby think farting in his pillow going to achieve?

  10. Mike Smith

    Oh fsck that’s good. FDOTY.

    “Jeffrey Bernard is unwell” has nothing on KRudd’s Cat is unwell.

    And channel 9 filing for bankruptcy has me laughing over my cornflakes too. What next? NewsLtd?

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