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First Dog On The Moon

Electricity Bill Shock Gate Exposed!

First Dog On The Moon

Oct 15, 2012

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  1. Phen
    October 15, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    How on earth does the old dear use that much power? Does she have an illegal hydroponics lab?

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  2. ernmalleyscat
    October 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    After having recently gone through a three month battle with my electricity provider to get them to accept the fact that their meter reader read one of the dials wrong and came up with a doubling of usage, I think I can see what has happened.
    All Valmay and the crack team have to do is make four (4) phone calls to separate nice people at the call centre who promise to see to it, then have the same meter reader make the same mistake, then take a photo of the meter and email it to the company and finally receive a bill for the correct amount. Oh, and then get an overdue reminder for the wrong bill.

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  3. Mike Smith
    October 15, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    If it’s usage a quarter I’m not surprised. Usage across (cold) winter vs usage against (balmy) Autumn? Rabbott’s balmy all year around though.

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  4. Venise Alstergren
    October 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    It was the fault of nobody/everybody. The power company had taken the decision to outsource the mail dept using Cambodia’s postal service. The bill was sent two days before Easter but when it arrived in Oz the whole country was shut down for the holiday.

    At the end of Easter the A/C was accidentally returned to sender, where it arrived just in time for Cambodian New Year-when the whole country is shut down for festivities.

    Valmay Oldbody had been expecting its arrival and when it didn’t she leaped to the assumption she wasn’t going to receive it at all. So she spent the ten intervening days on the ‘phone to all her relos and friends telling them how she’d been on an economy drive and saving power.

    The unfortunate Valmay had been born in Victoria which meant the rellos still lived there, causing Valmay’s ‘phone bills to be v pricey indeed.

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  5. Mike Smith
    October 15, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    @Venise: The Cambodians celebrate Easter? How ecumenical of them.

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  6. Recalcitrant.Rick
    October 15, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    But seriously folks, the man (Abbott) can’t even read an electricity bill yet 53% of Australians will vote for him? Are we all stupid or what?

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  7. klewso
    October 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Good thing she didn’t have a heart attack – how much power do those defibrillators use?

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  8. Holden Back
    October 15, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Running a grow lab is not cheap.

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  9. klewso
    October 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    “Oldperson”? What’s “Valmay” hiding from?
    But giving this to MrAbbott to rub Juliar’s nose in, in public, she sounds like a real patriot.

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  10. Gerry Hatrick, OAP
    October 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I love you all.

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