You didnt draw enough pricks on him FD.
Sounds like Cronulla all over again to me. Just had a funny vision of the convoy of the incontinent under their used incontinence aid flag with a picture of the Bobby Dazzler in the corner where the queen should be, meeting the offended masses on the beach. Hurling insults at each other while the Bobby Dazzler gets on stage with the LOTO to urge them on to a good old fashioned witch burning. What? You mean its already happened?
When the night goes
The signal grows on radios
Full of strange things
Bilious flows, all ripe for scorning
Stranded starfish have no place to hide
With self regard all swollen up inside
There’s no point in selection, we cannot
Even choose to hide.
Lord, here comes the flood
He hurls abuse at ties of blood
And when the air is silent
The sponsers act surprised
To find they’re tarnished,those who’ve paid him cash for jive.
Drink up, dreamers, you’re running dry.
19 thoughts on “The Great Barrier Reef – Safe as houses”
paddy
October 2, 2012 at 1:44 pmBrilliant! Angry starfish finally gets a well deserved gig defending freedom on Crikey.
I salute you FD.
zut alors
October 2, 2012 at 1:47 pmStrewth, I’m so jealous of him that it hurts. The Rodent probably even sends a birthday card. So much to be envious of, where to begin…
Liz A
October 2, 2012 at 1:50 pmThe Crown of thorns starfish and the barrier reef = the scorpion and the toad
beautiful FDOTM
drmick
October 2, 2012 at 1:55 pmYou didnt draw enough pricks on him FD.
Sounds like Cronulla all over again to me. Just had a funny vision of the convoy of the incontinent under their used incontinence aid flag with a picture of the Bobby Dazzler in the corner where the queen should be, meeting the offended masses on the beach. Hurling insults at each other while the Bobby Dazzler gets on stage with the LOTO to urge them on to a good old fashioned witch burning. What? You mean its already happened?
SBH
October 2, 2012 at 1:57 pmdespite the ongoing attacks by the CoT and the loss of many antecedent polyps (none of whom died of shame) the reef remains resilient
klewso
October 2, 2012 at 2:19 pmThat “level of vitriol, hatred and plain nastiness”?
Can’t he take a joke – like the ones he tells?
Andybob
October 2, 2012 at 2:20 pmWhen the night goes
The signal grows on radios
Full of strange things
Bilious flows, all ripe for scorning
Stranded starfish have no place to hide
With self regard all swollen up inside
There’s no point in selection, we cannot
Even choose to hide.
Lord, here comes the flood
He hurls abuse at ties of blood
And when the air is silent
The sponsers act surprised
To find they’re tarnished,those who’ve paid him cash for jive.
Drink up, dreamers, you’re running dry.
Holden Back
October 2, 2012 at 2:28 pmThat’s a chocolate starfish, obviously.
Oh, klewso, you know he’s just a bully, and like all bullies, not very good at . . .
Lordy, how to put it.
ernmalleyscat
October 2, 2012 at 2:40 pmI think the broadcaster is more akin to a chocolate starfish
Holden Back
October 2, 2012 at 3:02 pmEMC might moderated thoughts exactly.