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First Dog On The Moon

The Alan Jones Story: a black parody

We finally understand why Alan is like Alan is.

First Dog On The Moon

Oct 01, 2012

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  1. Jimmy37
    October 1, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Well said Sandy.
    Good Onya!

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  2. SBH
    October 1, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
    When I said I’d like to smash every tooth
    In your head

    Oh … sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
    When I said by rights you should be
    Bludgeoned in your bed

    And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    As the flames rose to her roman nose
    And her Walkman started to melt
    Oh …

    Bigmouth, la … bigmouth, la …
    Bigmouth strikes again
    And I’ve got no right to take my place
    With the Human race

    Oh, bigmouth, la … bigmouth, la
    Bigmouth strikes again
    And I’ve got no right to take my place
    With the Human race

    [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/smiths/bigmouth+strikes+again_10217986.html ]
    And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
    As the flames rose to her roman nose
    And her hearing aid started to melt

    Bigmouth, la … bigmouth, la …
    Bigmouth strikes again
    And I’ve got no right to take my place
    With the Human race
    Oh …

    Sound familiar?

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  3. Andrew McIntosh
    October 1, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    I must say I find the humour here strained. I’ve known some chaff bags in my time. Delightful people. We even had a few over for dinner one night. I wouldn’t want to leave them alone with the cat, but is that any reason to make fun of them?

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  4. izatso?
    October 2, 2012 at 3:24 am

    …. and the normally cheerfull disposition of my Bundaberg Suitcase has gotten lumpy of late ……

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  5. michael matusik
    October 2, 2012 at 8:41 am

    FD
    pity the “economy” didn’t lurk in the forest in the 3rd scene
    maybe next time

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  6. John64
    October 2, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Dear Mr. On The Moon,

    We find your “comic”, if you can call such drivel that, highly offensive. Referring to a “Passing herd of chaff bags” is simply untrue. Chaff Bags do not “herd”, nor do they “pass”.

    We are also a highly respectful society that value truth and honesty in all aspects of our lives. This makes your panel about us teaching poor habits to Alan Jones incredibly hurtful and makes us cry tears.

    And we find it incredibly highly offensive that you would refer to us as cannibals in your “bag eat bag” remark. Let me assure you, that unlike you disgusting ape-ish humans who have indeed eaten each other when things got too hard for you because your plane crashed out in the icey wilderness and you were unable to man up to survive, a Chaff Bag would NEVER and HAS never, ever eaten another Chaff Bag.

    Even in times of dire need, Chaff Bags stick together. We live by the principle of “All for one and one for all” (it was actually our motto before that filthy dirt collector Mr. Dumas stole it for his book).

    We fully expect to see you apologise, with the word sorry, in your cartoon tomorrow or we will take action, yes, action will be taken, to have you taken off air.

    Sincerely,

    On Behalf of Chaff Bags Everywhere

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  7. TheFamousEccles
    October 2, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Can I have the panel with the sign “welcome to Struggletown” as a T-shirt? Please? Its lovely…

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  8. izatso?
    October 3, 2012 at 7:44 am

    Jones takes the blowtorch off Abbott ….. Put the Blowtorch back on Abbott …… Abbott needs that hot burn focus back ….. Abbott, etc, etc …..

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  9. billoslatter
    October 3, 2012 at 10:25 am

    A black Parrotty ,while close is not the entire truth or complete explanation. Alan was in fact brought/bought up by a wandering band of minstrel animal scat.

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