Alan Jones, stop inciting hatred against our country, against our women and against our elected leaders. Free speech is a responsibility – a precious legacy and one you arrogantly abuse to inflame hate, feed ignorance, uphold hypocrisy and divide our nation. Your attacks are savaging our country. Stand down.
Why are the chaff bags out in the woods? Were they banished from Bagdom for unspeakable acts like not paying their taxes? I see no sugar bags, recyclable shopping bags, white paper dusted with traces of sugar from a strawberry doughnut bags or even a lone vacuum cleaner bag.
Onya Pav. We used the term, “Geez there are only 3 stitches in a chaff bag”: as a derogative expression in Casualty, (Accident& Emergency), to describe a poor suturing job on a facial wound or to express surprise if someone got more than 3 stitches in a wound. It was also used to refer to country girls with plenty of pubic hair.
Yes but you are carring on as if Jones words are worse than Gillards’ actions.
Lest we forget that the day her father died she was proudly breaking the law, the constitution and human and legal rights of refugees during a photo shoot with PNG’s foreign minister while at APEC.
Human trading and trafficking is surely more serious than Jones prattling?
Sending people by force back to Sri Lanka knowing they face jail and torture is more serious, staying in Afghanistan is more serious, punishing single parents and aborigines is more important than the ramblings of an old queen.
Either I’ve gone mad, or completely moderated. As INNOCENT would say aaaaaaargh!
There’s only one way to stop the odious little twät, the parrot, and that is to stop all the people who listen to him. Advertisers follow people. They don’t initiate markets; they play to them.
Stop all the conservative voting old dears from tuning in and Jones would be completely stüffed. It’s that simple and that difficult to do.
Venise
The only legal thing I can suggest is increasing the payout rate on the local pokies during his broadcasts. Anything else would vary between illegal and terrorism.
39 thoughts on “The Alan Jones Story: a black parody”
Sandra Onus
October 1, 2012 at 4:52 pmAlan Jones, stop inciting hatred against our country, against our women and against our elected leaders. Free speech is a responsibility – a precious legacy and one you arrogantly abuse to inflame hate, feed ignorance, uphold hypocrisy and divide our nation. Your attacks are savaging our country. Stand down.
Puff, the Magic Dragon.
October 1, 2012 at 4:52 pmWhy are the chaff bags out in the woods? Were they banished from Bagdom for unspeakable acts like not paying their taxes? I see no sugar bags, recyclable shopping bags, white paper dusted with traces of sugar from a strawberry doughnut bags or even a lone vacuum cleaner bag.
drmick
October 1, 2012 at 4:54 pmOnya Pav. We used the term, “Geez there are only 3 stitches in a chaff bag”: as a derogative expression in Casualty, (Accident& Emergency), to describe a poor suturing job on a facial wound or to express surprise if someone got more than 3 stitches in a wound. It was also used to refer to country girls with plenty of pubic hair.
klewso
October 1, 2012 at 5:11 pmAnd he’d never heard of the (Roman) punishment for parricide?
[Pretty ironic (not) coming from a “parrot”?]
shepherdmarilyn
October 1, 2012 at 5:47 pmYes but you are carring on as if Jones words are worse than Gillards’ actions.
Lest we forget that the day her father died she was proudly breaking the law, the constitution and human and legal rights of refugees during a photo shoot with PNG’s foreign minister while at APEC.
Human trading and trafficking is surely more serious than Jones prattling?
Sending people by force back to Sri Lanka knowing they face jail and torture is more serious, staying in Afghanistan is more serious, punishing single parents and aborigines is more important than the ramblings of an old queen.
Chris Johnson
October 1, 2012 at 6:08 pmRaised in Chaffbagland on hot crow could explain Alan Jones’ entire life. Cause nothing else does.
Venise Alstergren
October 1, 2012 at 6:12 pmEither I’ve gone mad, or completely moderated. As INNOCENT would say aaaaaaargh!
There’s only one way to stop the odious little twät, the parrot, and that is to stop all the people who listen to him. Advertisers follow people. They don’t initiate markets; they play to them.
Stop all the conservative voting old dears from tuning in and Jones would be completely stüffed. It’s that simple and that difficult to do.
ianjohnno1
October 1, 2012 at 6:24 pmVenise
The only legal thing I can suggest is increasing the payout rate on the local pokies during his broadcasts. Anything else would vary between illegal and terrorism.
alan speers
October 1, 2012 at 7:21 pmyes, indeed it is.
Innocent Until
October 1, 2012 at 8:49 pmHow moltocultural. Writer critique speak scattered about like chaff.
Quelle bonne parodie noire.