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First Dog On The Moon

The Alan Jones Story: a black parody

We finally understand why Alan is like Alan is.

First Dog On The Moon

Oct 01, 2012

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  1. Sandra Onus
    October 1, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Alan Jones, stop inciting hatred against our country, against our women and against our elected leaders. Free speech is a responsibility – a precious legacy and one you arrogantly abuse to inflame hate, feed ignorance, uphold hypocrisy and divide our nation. Your attacks are savaging our country. Stand down.

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  2. Puff, the Magic Dragon.
    October 1, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Why are the chaff bags out in the woods? Were they banished from Bagdom for unspeakable acts like not paying their taxes? I see no sugar bags, recyclable shopping bags, white paper dusted with traces of sugar from a strawberry doughnut bags or even a lone vacuum cleaner bag.

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  3. drmick
    October 1, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Onya Pav. We used the term, “Geez there are only 3 stitches in a chaff bag”: as a derogative expression in Casualty, (Accident& Emergency), to describe a poor suturing job on a facial wound or to express surprise if someone got more than 3 stitches in a wound. It was also used to refer to country girls with plenty of pubic hair.

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  4. klewso
    October 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    And he’d never heard of the (Roman) punishment for parricide?

    [Pretty ironic (not) coming from a “parrot”?]

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  5. shepherdmarilyn
    October 1, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Yes but you are carring on as if Jones words are worse than Gillards’ actions.

    Lest we forget that the day her father died she was proudly breaking the law, the constitution and human and legal rights of refugees during a photo shoot with PNG’s foreign minister while at APEC.

    Human trading and trafficking is surely more serious than Jones prattling?

    Sending people by force back to Sri Lanka knowing they face jail and torture is more serious, staying in Afghanistan is more serious, punishing single parents and aborigines is more important than the ramblings of an old queen.

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  6. Chris Johnson
    October 1, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    Raised in Chaffbagland on hot crow could explain Alan Jones’ entire life. Cause nothing else does.

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  7. Venise Alstergren
    October 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Either I’ve gone mad, or completely moderated. As INNOCENT would say aaaaaaargh!

    There’s only one way to stop the odious little twät, the parrot, and that is to stop all the people who listen to him. Advertisers follow people. They don’t initiate markets; they play to them.

    Stop all the conservative voting old dears from tuning in and Jones would be completely stüffed. It’s that simple and that difficult to do.

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  8. ianjohnno1
    October 1, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Venise
    The only legal thing I can suggest is increasing the payout rate on the local pokies during his broadcasts. Anything else would vary between illegal and terrorism.

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  9. alan speers
    October 1, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    yes, indeed it is.

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  10. Innocent Until
    October 1, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    How moltocultural. Writer critique speak scattered about like chaff.
    Quelle bonne parodie noire.

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