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First Dog On The Moon

The Alan Jones Story: a black parody

We finally understand why Alan is like Alan is.

First Dog On The Moon

Oct 01, 2012

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  1. outside left
    October 1, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Where are troofie and soozie? Losers!

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  2. ianjohnno1
    October 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    FD
    Perhaps you (or Crikey) can institute the new Ordure of Australia – Plenty of candidates at many levels.

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  3. zut alors
    October 1, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Dan G, your post slipped through the net to me. Neat work.

    Outside Left, don’t know where those two are are but Wizzie is frothing up on Matthew Knott’s ‘Unsackable’ story.

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  4. ernmalleyscat
    October 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    Talk about chaff?! I nearly died.
    I’ve never had such a good rollicking from him.

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  5. ianjohnno1
    October 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Have a look at Bill Leak’s cartoon in the Oz. Ouch!

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  6. rhwombat
    October 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Zut: Actually these are by far the most flattering photographs of a Cestoda jonesii proglotid that I have seen…and moderation has become a virtue.

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  7. klewso
    October 1, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Nothing a shot of money won’t fix!

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  8. klewso
    October 1, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Was there such a thing as “lack-of-penis envy” before Alan?

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  9. klewso
    October 1, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    His boarding school … “was so poor they couldn’t afford boxing gloves – they made us wear chaff bags to bed”?

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  10. The Pav
    October 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    Perhaps Jones made the comment about the Pm’s father as he, (Jones) has never been a father and so could have no understanding of parental love.

    The other thing is everybody is accepting Jones explanation regarding Chaff bags being part of the vernacular for disposing of things that have gone past their used by date.

    This was his defence for explaining that his chaff bag line was not an incitement to drown the PM.

    Well, as somebody who has spent most of his life in the bush (I even sewed wheat bags before bulk handling) I would like to refute it. Nobody would waste a chaff bag & that sort of reference was only ever used for disposing of unwanted kittens etc by those too cowardly to dispose of them humanely.

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