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First Dog On The Moon

All the ladies in the house say “Ewwwww!”

First Dog On The Moon

Sep 13, 2012

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Microseris
Microseris
9 years ago

Little Johnny drank bong water? Must be toxic stuff to end up like that.

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gautillard dellron
gautillard dellron
9 years ago

howard drank bong water, but he didn’t swallow.

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stary
stary
9 years ago

Lets not forget Bob Hawke who was celebrated for his crazy-fast beer drinking.

Tony would probably benefit from a bit of a keg-stand… or at least it would be amusing to the rest of us who should really be more forgiving of our crazy politicians, who, shock horror, are just humans like us!

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drmick
drmick
9 years ago

He is like a dog in speedos. If he cannot mount it or lick it, he squirts on it and walks away. He hunts in an aggressively ugly pack that includes an attack poodle.
Yeah. Just the type of character we need our kids to look up to.

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Powerfox junior
Powerfox junior
9 years ago

I think its a typo. Should read John Howard drank bog water.

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