The teenager looks at the full fridge or cupboard and says, “Why is there nuffin to eat in this place………….”. To which the response is, “you eat all of this and you will need 3 bums to get rid of it all.”
C’mon Zut, we all know your making that bit up about the Twisties.
There’s never been a packet of Twisties made, that survived long enough to reach the cupboard.
39 thoughts on “Don’t live every day like it is your last that would be exhausting”
drovers cat
August 3, 2012 at 2:46 pmThe only things that have eyes in my fridge are the going-off potatoes.
But yours, dog … it’s like the KGB of foodstuffs … chilling
Andrew L
August 3, 2012 at 2:48 pmWhat? No tim-tams?
drmick
August 3, 2012 at 2:50 pmThe teenager looks at the full fridge or cupboard and says, “Why is there nuffin to eat in this place………….”. To which the response is, “you eat all of this and you will need 3 bums to get rid of it all.”
zut alors
August 3, 2012 at 2:57 pmMJ is spot on with Antidotes #1 ie: look in the cupboard – there may be a packet of Twisties. Eureka.
paddy
August 3, 2012 at 3:11 pmC’mon Zut, we all know your making that bit up about the Twisties.
There’s never been a packet of Twisties made, that survived long enough to reach the cupboard.
paddy
August 3, 2012 at 3:17 pm(Sigh) your = you’re (I blame the hunger pangs)
Holden Back
August 3, 2012 at 3:32 pmAre twisties recognised as food?
ernmalleyscat
August 3, 2012 at 3:36 pmThe best things are nocturnal, and hide when the light comes on.
zut alors
August 3, 2012 at 3:43 pmHolden, ‘Are twisties recognised as food?’ Not likely, that’s part of the thrill.
Crispy
August 3, 2012 at 3:46 pm…Semi-Colon. Boom-tish! Timing is everything.
Potatoes in the fridge, DC? That can’t be right, surely?