“…And then climate change killed everyone.”
Wait, what!? Gee, thanks, Nature!
We were having a debate, a really constructive debate and you went a killed us all.
It’s like… it’s like you didn’t even care. I don’t think I know you anymore.
Jeremy, Nature’s had enough of the bickering – and as FD is a back-to-nature kind of
dog, he got the news early.
Pity she didn’t apply some of that natural selection, though …
I miss them as well MJ. I love the nicknames especially, but all their work is special.
Good to hear about George. He may yet be able to earn his keep.
We were thinking you can set up an olde style, crank the handle, peep show at the Trotters Knuckle, and let the punters pay to look at some pussy. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink.
There once was a climate change sceptic
Who measured things strange and eclectic
Then pronounced, to be frank
The cheques in the bank
I need not be so bloody cryptic
24 thoughts on “I do believe in climate change! I do! I do!”
klewso
July 31, 2012 at 1:58 pmAnd what’s “reading it on a wharf” got to do with anything – unless …… you can watch the water rising?
Plonkoclock
July 31, 2012 at 2:02 pmAnd if Mr @kkerman has reviewed it, you can be sure of fair and balanced reporting..
Jeremy Apps
July 31, 2012 at 2:43 pm“…And then climate change killed everyone.”
Wait, what!? Gee, thanks, Nature!
We were having a debate, a really constructive debate and you went a killed us all.
It’s like… it’s like you didn’t even care. I don’t think I know you anymore.
drovers cat
July 31, 2012 at 3:15 pmJeremy, Nature’s had enough of the bickering – and as FD is a back-to-nature kind of
dog, he got the news early.
Pity she didn’t apply some of that natural selection, though …
Holden Back
July 31, 2012 at 3:47 pmZut, ‘Conspiracy’ for the girl, if they are fraternal twins. Middle names – ‘Rothschild’ ‘Elders’ and ‘Zion’.
Guwardi
July 31, 2012 at 4:13 pmDr Mick
love yir work
Mike Jones
July 31, 2012 at 4:35 pmMe too, DRMICK. That was another coke nostril reamer keyboard destroyer.
Speaking of battered savs, did you see the Roy and HG coverage of the Men’s Floor exercises over at the Pig’s Arms ?
Pity they aren’t working in London, isn’t it.
drmick
July 31, 2012 at 4:52 pmI miss them as well MJ. I love the nicknames especially, but all their work is special.
Good to hear about George. He may yet be able to earn his keep.
We were thinking you can set up an olde style, crank the handle, peep show at the Trotters Knuckle, and let the punters pay to look at some pussy. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink.
Andybob
July 31, 2012 at 6:13 pmThere once was a climate change sceptic
Who measured things strange and eclectic
Then pronounced, to be frank
The cheques in the bank
I need not be so bloody cryptic
Andrew L
July 31, 2012 at 7:45 pmI don’t care. And Pluto is still a planet.