Obviously we should have noticed that the Arctic was suffering from “that, you know, sluggish, bloated kind of feeling” but those evil climate change scientists were all fixated on that Carbon Dioxide and trees and stuff. Now it’s gone on the Special K and.. well…
The ultimate fart joke. Frosty the snow man says to the kids, “watch me make some bubbles in the bath”, and now the earth as we know it will disappear down a plug hole. What next? some lucky joker will get instructions on how to build a Farters Ark?
21 thoughts on “Methane, youthane, we all scream for permafrost.”
paddy
July 27, 2012 at 1:32 pmPerhaps the tomb of the unknown fish could be the next holiday destination.
Mike Jones
July 27, 2012 at 1:41 pmCyclonichurricanadoes.
I’ll be whistling while I’m walking, then.
See, men CAN multi-task.
zut alors
July 27, 2012 at 1:59 pmRe the unknown fish; I definitely recognise that fish, I’d know him anywhere.
zut alors
July 27, 2012 at 2:02 pmMJ – I’ve been peeking through a window at the Pig’s Arms, any updates on George?
klewso
July 27, 2012 at 2:25 pm“Sequestered whale farts” have dug a tunnel?
klewso
July 27, 2012 at 2:27 pmWhere’s Roy Rogers when you need him? He could control Trigger.
Bryannai Baillieu
July 27, 2012 at 3:17 pmObviously we should have noticed that the Arctic was suffering from “that, you know, sluggish, bloated kind of feeling” but those evil climate change scientists were all fixated on that Carbon Dioxide and trees and stuff. Now it’s gone on the Special K and.. well…
Andrew L
July 27, 2012 at 3:34 pmWe’ll all be rooned…
drmick
July 27, 2012 at 3:43 pmThe ultimate fart joke. Frosty the snow man says to the kids, “watch me make some bubbles in the bath”, and now the earth as we know it will disappear down a plug hole. What next? some lucky joker will get instructions on how to build a Farters Ark?
Holden Back
July 27, 2012 at 4:39 pmThe planet-sized pergola. So it’s come to this.
DrMick, time for serious yogic training so we can all suck those farts back in. Or treat the earth like the lift we’re just getting out of, I suppose.