Paddy, the last time I wrote about not crossing the road for the same purpose – if the bast*rds’ gums caught fire, Firsty smacked me and made me sit in the corner facing the wall.
And Geoff Toombs hit me on the back of the neck with a chewed paper wad spitball he fired from an empty biro sleeve. That’s who DRMICK said it was.
I`m no dobber; just cant stand to see injustice. If there were any justice though, that Firdos octet would be singing please release me and praying they didnt drop the soap in the shower………again.
I’m not saying any of those named above chose to be lazy parasites for anything but the most heartfelt and honest of reasons. I certainly don’t accuse them of opportunism, even if local communities may wonder how such people can claim to be supporting them.
34 thoughts on “The First Dog Index: Australia’s Top 8 Repellant Greedy Bastards”
Plonkoclock
July 25, 2012 at 2:45 pmAnd far more fun! After the Revolution, in the spaces cleared by all the poker machines in a burning pile, Shitties will be COMPULSORY!!!
Danny Lewis
July 25, 2012 at 3:12 pmBrimming over with awesomeness, Mr Onthemoon.
If there were an award for cartoonishly punching rich people in the goolies, you’d win it.
Mike Jones
July 25, 2012 at 3:19 pmPiker machines.
Some people say that the moguls of the poker machine industry aren’t worth p1ssing on.
But I’d like to stand up for them and say that they are.
paddy
July 25, 2012 at 3:55 pmI’m with you MJ.
I’d happily cross the road to do my duty and put out their fire.
Mike Jones
July 25, 2012 at 4:39 pmPaddy, the last time I wrote about not crossing the road for the same purpose – if the bast*rds’ gums caught fire, Firsty smacked me and made me sit in the corner facing the wall.
And Geoff Toombs hit me on the back of the neck with a chewed paper wad spitball he fired from an empty biro sleeve. That’s who DRMICK said it was.
It hurt.
drmick
July 25, 2012 at 5:46 pmI`m no dobber; just cant stand to see injustice. If there were any justice though, that Firdos octet would be singing please release me and praying they didnt drop the soap in the shower………again.
Plonkoclock
July 25, 2012 at 5:48 pmI would too, whether they’re on fire or not…
rubiginosa
July 25, 2012 at 6:11 pmI’m not saying any of those named above chose to be lazy parasites for anything but the most heartfelt and honest of reasons. I certainly don’t accuse them of opportunism, even if local communities may wonder how such people can claim to be supporting them.
klewso
July 26, 2012 at 12:56 amThey wouldn’t even have to be on fire!
minnamurra
July 26, 2012 at 7:50 amYou go blue cattle dorg!!! Sich em…..sich em now!