Huzzah Huzzah…
dearest doggest DLMM,
thank you, yet again,
for your
sublimely
sane,
fabulously
perfect
way of summing up
the idiotcy in our midst.
As always and truliest,
your moi aussie
Geez Firdo; why didn’t you just keep kicking them?
Go the clubs as well.
Giant testaments to the fact that people are stupid and they tend to gather in flocks & get proportionately more stupid when you give them access to their bank accounts and alcohol.
Zut their used to be a stockmans game called shitties. It involved putting a penny between your butt cheeks, waddling over your mug and then trying to drop the coin in the mug. Pokies might be the updated version of this game?
Whoa, hang on, if Pokies = Bad what are us plebs supposed to do with our Juliar Carbon Compo – spend it on food or clothes for the sprogs? Just not Strai’n.
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klewso
July 25, 2012 at 2:06 pmDon’t the Yanks call them “slut (or is it slot) machines”?
moi aussie
July 25, 2012 at 2:10 pmHuzzah Huzzah…
dearest doggest DLMM,
thank you, yet again,
for your
sublimely
sane,
fabulously
perfect
way of summing up
the idiotcy in our midst.
As always and truliest,
your moi aussie
Jill Baird
July 25, 2012 at 2:13 pmMay first dog live forever!
drmick
July 25, 2012 at 2:15 pmGeez Firdo; why didn’t you just keep kicking them?
Go the clubs as well.
Giant testaments to the fact that people are stupid and they tend to gather in flocks & get proportionately more stupid when you give them access to their bank accounts and alcohol.
Zut their used to be a stockmans game called shitties. It involved putting a penny between your butt cheeks, waddling over your mug and then trying to drop the coin in the mug. Pokies might be the updated version of this game?
ianjohnno1
July 25, 2012 at 2:15 pmButton bandits?
fractious
July 25, 2012 at 2:16 pmWhoa, hang on, if Pokies = Bad what are us plebs supposed to do with our Juliar Carbon Compo – spend it on food or clothes for the sprogs? Just not Strai’n.
fractious
July 25, 2012 at 2:18 pmDR MICK “Pokies might be the updated version of this game?”
Dunno about that but it’d be a helluva lot more fun *and* you’d get some exercise.
Andrew L
July 25, 2012 at 2:18 pmBlack holes…
zut alors
July 25, 2012 at 2:34 pmDrMick, by comparison the stockmans’ game sounds considerably more intellectual.
drmick
July 25, 2012 at 2:40 pmSame result though Zut. Even when you win you are left with a bad taste in your mouth.