The mast of his masthead is just above water on its way down, and he is throwing rocks at the rescuers. “Hurry towards the light Kim”; it makes little difference whether it is the sun gods clacker or the fires from your own blowtorches; just hurry.
Thanks, AndyBob. Zut and Holden, two gold stars for decimal currency / fart joke.
I’m with Paddy on this one, Firsty. Democracy – what can be more robust than a wombat’s arse ? Certainly not a Toyota Landcruiser. Have you encountered wombat turds ? Man, those monsters make road base look soft and squishy. I say wombats, 1: 4WDs, Nil; democracy, Nil.
29 thoughts on “First Dog’s Illustrated Editorials! Today: The Australian.”
drmick
July 24, 2012 at 2:31 pmThe mast of his masthead is just above water on its way down, and he is throwing rocks at the rescuers. “Hurry towards the light Kim”; it makes little difference whether it is the sun gods clacker or the fires from your own blowtorches; just hurry.
syzygium
July 24, 2012 at 3:01 pmunc·tu·ous/ˈəNG(k)CHo͞oəs/
Adjective:
(of a person) Excessively or ingratiatingly flattering; oily: “anxious to please in an unctuous way”.
See panel 7, bottom right.
ernmalleyscat
July 24, 2012 at 3:13 pmI think a potato wrote that in its jacket.
Haha the Australian scrutinises Mr Rabbott without fear or favour. I missed that one.
Plonkoclock
July 24, 2012 at 3:22 pmThe nearest toxic waste facility, I think Microseris. Or a Katzenjammer cartoon..
Mike Jones
July 24, 2012 at 4:28 pmThanks, AndyBob. Zut and Holden, two gold stars for decimal currency / fart joke.
I’m with Paddy on this one, Firsty. Democracy – what can be more robust than a wombat’s arse ? Certainly not a Toyota Landcruiser. Have you encountered wombat turds ? Man, those monsters make road base look soft and squishy. I say wombats, 1: 4WDs, Nil; democracy, Nil.
Derp A
July 24, 2012 at 4:44 pmI hope there will be a full range of Robust Democracy products available soon at the First Dog Shop for it is so cute.
klewso
July 24, 2012 at 4:47 pmMurdochracy :- “Blow torches to the Left – flacid soft-cox to the Right”?
Mike Smith
July 24, 2012 at 4:58 pmFD, what’re you drinking/consuming? I want some. Sound really feel-good.
klewso
July 24, 2012 at 5:14 pmDoes this sort of KY grovelling qualify as fore-play?
klewso
July 24, 2012 at 5:22 pmAnd how long has it been since we’ve had an “independent press”?
Or a balanced one?
Murdoch’s “Hacks R’ Us” sells PR & protection.