My grandfather was a dairy farmer. I have memories of being a little tike, watching the cows mosey through the daisies to the milking shed as grandad cast a watchful eye over the herd.
Fear the death-scream of the soy bean. One day they will have their revenge and you lefty milksops will cry out for death before the end! BBBBWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Sorry, just trying to pre-empt Patriot’s contribution…
MJ, I pulled tits for a few years. We wuz real carful not to get sh1t in the milk, ay, because the inspectors would cancel your contract. Scrupulously clean, pipes run through with hot water, refrigerated vat, and washed udders..
Dr Mick, I wonder what happened to your cow after she was retired, and before her new home became a crematorium? Hopefully something kinder and more respectful than what usually is the fate of dairy cows.
And why is my comment from 3.33pm still in moderation? Is it because I used too many CAPS?
48 thoughts on “PermeateGate: What you didn’t know you didn’t want to know.”
drmick
July 17, 2012 at 6:04 pmSon number two is a butcher. Right hand up.
Firstdog
July 17, 2012 at 6:15 pmMy grandfather was a dairy farmer. I have memories of being a little tike, watching the cows mosey through the daisies to the milking shed as grandad cast a watchful eye over the herd.
Firstdog
July 17, 2012 at 6:15 pmAlthough i may have imagined it.
Andybob
July 17, 2012 at 6:28 pmTwo uncles were dairy farmers; and I thought Manual Labor was a spanish bullfighter.
drmick
July 17, 2012 at 6:34 pmWe had a cow at home when I was growing up and milking her was my job. We learnt respect very early in life.
Percy Pigeon
July 17, 2012 at 6:38 pmWhat happened to your cow, Dr Mick?
Andrew L
July 17, 2012 at 6:47 pmFear the death-scream of the soy bean. One day they will have their revenge and you lefty milksops will cry out for death before the end! BBBBWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Sorry, just trying to pre-empt Patriot’s contribution…
drmick
July 17, 2012 at 6:55 pmWho says there is no irony Mr Pigeon? She was retired to a property not far from us. That property in now a crematorium.
Plonkoclock
July 17, 2012 at 7:04 pmMJ, I pulled tits for a few years. We wuz real carful not to get sh1t in the milk, ay, because the inspectors would cancel your contract. Scrupulously clean, pipes run through with hot water, refrigerated vat, and washed udders..
Percy Pigeon
July 17, 2012 at 7:15 pmDr Mick, I wonder what happened to your cow after she was retired, and before her new home became a crematorium? Hopefully something kinder and more respectful than what usually is the fate of dairy cows.
And why is my comment from 3.33pm still in moderation? Is it because I used too many CAPS?
And why do people keep calling me Mr?
So so many questions.