Dear FD, in the long months and years ahead,
a devoted fan base of millions will look back at today’s effort and say…..
“This, was his finest disclaimer”.
You could always change to soy ‘milk’.
That is, if you can stand the haunting screams of the soy plants as their beans are ripped off them without anaesthetic or or even a quiet acknowledgement of the sacrifice of the plucky legume Glycine max.
Or you could try the left over melamine powdered milk from china. You know, the one with the high “protein” count that left a bunch of china plate lettes with kidney stones. I don’t know how many melamines died to make that stuff, but it took out substitute milk fed china minors on a 1:1 basis.
‘Latte’ blows you out of the water: especially if you’re lactose intolerant.
Disclaimer: I live surrounded the offspring of dairy cows being fattened for market, and was completely without illusions as to the life of these beasts prior to the publication of this cartoon.
48 thoughts on “PermeateGate: What you didn’t know you didn’t want to know.”
fred bill
July 17, 2012 at 1:26 pmMILK IS MURDER!
Tristan
July 17, 2012 at 1:30 pmI was only wondering just last night what is this new horror, “milk permeate”.
For starters, isn’t it a verb??
paddy
July 17, 2012 at 1:44 pmDear FD, in the long months and years ahead,
a devoted fan base of millions will look back at today’s effort and say…..
“This, was his finest disclaimer”.
puddleduck
July 17, 2012 at 1:53 pmDear Mr On the Moon,
may I say
I love you.
You speak truth.
Only truth.
The third frame is for the voiceless
the poor, forsaken dairy cows and their calves.
Listen up Australia!
Firsty and Fred Bill are right:
milk IS murder.
Crispy
July 17, 2012 at 1:55 pmSadly, soybeans also endure a terrible life in captivity before being ground up and pulped and squeezed… and… I can’t go on…
ernmalleyscat
July 17, 2012 at 1:59 pmYou could always change to soy ‘milk’.
That is, if you can stand the haunting screams of the soy plants as their beans are ripped off them without anaesthetic or or even a quiet acknowledgement of the sacrifice of the plucky legume Glycine max.
drmick
July 17, 2012 at 2:11 pmOr you could try the left over melamine powdered milk from china. You know, the one with the high “protein” count that left a bunch of china plate lettes with kidney stones. I don’t know how many melamines died to make that stuff, but it took out substitute milk fed china minors on a 1:1 basis.
Sandshoe
July 17, 2012 at 2:18 pmI am going to be asking for the plaster of paris cappucino option from now on.
Holden Back
July 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm‘Latte’ blows you out of the water: especially if you’re lactose intolerant.
Disclaimer: I live surrounded the offspring of dairy cows being fattened for market, and was completely without illusions as to the life of these beasts prior to the publication of this cartoon.
Crispy
July 17, 2012 at 2:26 pmHigh five @EMC for shared flippant gag.