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First Dog On The Moon

You have been warned…

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 13, 2012

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  1. ernmalleyscat
    July 13, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    I’ve just signed up to a 12 month plan that entitles me to a minimum of four (4) frames of ROFL per day.

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  2. Andrew L
    July 13, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    The beardy one scares me… a bit like a certain presenter of a certain gardening program…

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  3. Venise Alstergren
    July 13, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Just as well it wasn’t a hare in the salad, Mr D.

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  4. Mike Smith
    July 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    A Rarebit of humour there?

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  5. Andybob
    July 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Yes, those jeans do make your bum look big

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  6. Mike Smith
    July 13, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    (it’s not the jeans)

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  7. Gerry Hatrick, OAP
    July 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    “The Drum is coming On – change channels now”
    “You are about to read or see someone from the IPA”
    And the rarely used
    “A non-political hack filled episode of Q&A is on.”

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  8. drmick
    July 13, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    “That was the last cab and you are now walking home from the pub…………..again”, &
    “you will never open that specimen jar now with your chronic RSI doc” LOL.

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  9. Buffone
    July 13, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    I well and truly exceeded my annoyance allowance yesterday, unfortunately my bonus anger time was not free. Definitely need to change my plan.

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  10. Andrew
    July 14, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    ‘This salad has a hair in it’. Does FD mean a hare (rabbit) as Venise pointed out? And salads are Green right? Nice work FD.

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