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First Dog On The Moon

You have been warned…

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 13, 2012

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  1. drmick
    July 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “If you don’t stop doing that you will go blind and I will tell your mother”.

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  2. Holden Back
    July 13, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “Your favourite blog has just stopped taking comments.”

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  3. Bryannai Baillieu
    July 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Bonus Free Anger Time!!!! Actually I’m sure you could write an app for that ….

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  4. paddy
    July 13, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I really don’t know how you do it FD.
    Try as I might, I’ve never been able to use up more than 5% of my “endless grinding despair” allowance.
    What’s worse, on my ISP’s current plan, it’s cumulative.

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  5. zut alors
    July 13, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    ‘Finish that glassful and you are guaranteed a hangover.’

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  6. Peterhau
    July 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    reading the comments on your blog will convince you it is a world gone mad. don’t bother reading them. It already is.

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  7. Mike Smith
    July 13, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    <Have the trolls left?>

    Your secret code to post comments on Blot’s Blog is xyzzy – post early, post often!

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  8. drmick
    July 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    ” Stop singing. You couldn’t sing before the 15 beers you have just consumed and you cant sing now. BTW you fly is open”

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  9. Powerfox junior
    July 13, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @DrMick: “Your 44 gallon drum is 90% full and you have RSI

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  10. Andrew
    July 13, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    I’ve only been able to use 10% of my ‘annoyance allowance’ and now I’m not entitled to my ‘free anger bonus’. It’s so unfair! Searching…. Searching….

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