Boat towback eh? You buy a boat, you launch it with some desperates in it and head for Australia and there’s a contract on the boat and someone meets the boat and it’s like a cash back scheme, but a tow back the boat scheme and get more people in it and…
I don’t think that’s going to solve our public boat transport system.
Naah. Seriously I get it. Our Mate, the Dog, you are brill.
Some South African immigrant friends of mine in the eighties used to describe certain compatriots of theirs as ‘boat people’ because the first thing they bought when they landed in Perth was a motor cruiser (to go with the waterfront home). They also referred to the same people as the Wenwe Tribe, because every complaining sentence began with “When we were in Sarth Effrica . . .”
28 thoughts on “Jesus would have walked to Christmas Island”
Pedantic, Balwyn
July 10, 2012 at 7:43 pmSend it to Get-Up. They’ll organise for it to be on the front page of every daily. Well done First Dog.
Andrew L
July 10, 2012 at 8:24 pmSort of a crazy day-dream but I hope the cell next to Mladic is vacant so that Oberbefehlshaber der Kriegsmarine Rabbott can find a home there…
Andrew L
July 10, 2012 at 8:25 pm…with thanks to Google for the translation 😉
Sandshoe
July 10, 2012 at 9:55 pmBoat towback eh? You buy a boat, you launch it with some desperates in it and head for Australia and there’s a contract on the boat and someone meets the boat and it’s like a cash back scheme, but a tow back the boat scheme and get more people in it and…
I don’t think that’s going to solve our public boat transport system.
Naah. Seriously I get it. Our Mate, the Dog, you are brill.
Holden Back
July 11, 2012 at 9:57 amSome South African immigrant friends of mine in the eighties used to describe certain compatriots of theirs as ‘boat people’ because the first thing they bought when they landed in Perth was a motor cruiser (to go with the waterfront home). They also referred to the same people as the Wenwe Tribe, because every complaining sentence began with “When we were in Sarth Effrica . . .”
Venise Alstergren
July 11, 2012 at 11:45 amANDREWL: Rabbott Mr jest najbardzie to byç ´ chorobliwy Legalizm monster jczcze unfurled prezez Liberalnych strona. Hehehehe
Maria Slavin
July 11, 2012 at 12:46 pmI know you are not recieving this post FD, due to moderation, so I can say it anyway. Fantastico amigo!!!…pass the hat my way, a pleasure!
Don’t forget me painting now. Guaranteed to launch a 1,000 ships.
Cox Patricia
July 12, 2012 at 6:35 amImmense fun & scathing criticism. Pity the idiot pollies are too stupid to see the mirror FDOTM is showing them. VOTE? For whom? Why?