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First Dog On The Moon

Jesus would have walked to Christmas Island

First Dog On The Moon

Jul 10, 2012

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  1. manuel jose
    July 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    ouch. a scathing analysis.

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  2. Holden Back
    July 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Should we save up and buy you a full page ad in The Australian for this one, FDOTM?

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  3. crankymax
    July 10, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Great idea Holden Back, we should definitely pass the hat around!

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  4. paddy
    July 10, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Bullseye FD.
    Those last two frames are tragic gold. (sob)

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  5. zut alors
    July 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Excellent work, Firsty.

    The third to last frame does beg the question as to what Rabbott & SBY actually discussed. It appears very hush-hush so we can assume it was one of the following ie:

    – they were swapping closely guarded recipes handed down through their respective families for generations
    – Rabbott was taking SBY’s confession (no mean feat when the confessor is a non-catholic)
    – SBY told him to s0d off

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  6. rhwombat
    July 10, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Apparently, Rabbotts are just as keen to leave sinking ships as other rodents (“Johnny? Where are you little Johnny?).
    The last 2 frames should give PP’s purile PigBoy a hot flush of recognition

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  7. regina
    July 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    is it just me, or does the captain here bear a striking resemblance to lieutenant commander quinton mchale?

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  8. Jenny
    July 10, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    That last question was lifted from Liberal Party membership application form, right? Excellent work, Mr Onthemoon.

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  9. The Pav
    July 10, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Dear Crikey,

    I hope you are well insured.

    As the truth hurts I am sure that Mr Abbott and his fellow travellers have
    suffered sever injury and will no doubt seek redress.

    You should have led off with a health warning

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  10. drmick
    July 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    I am worried about the Sailors aboard HMAS Thingy.
    It is obviously a Farcoff Class destroyer, but have they been abused during training , and are they just perpetuating the horrible circle of abuse they have been exposed to by PM Nobot?

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