i knew it.
there we were, ambling past the turbs (whump whump), chattering class elite lattes
in hand … and there, right in front of us: an unhealthy litter of kittens.
“eeeww – they weren’t there yesterday,” i said (whump whump) above the noise – but no-one
heard. My companion had fallen off her horse sophie which also had not heard – it was
suffering sheep birth defects … (whump whump) …
(whump whump whump)
FD you’ve drawn (only) 121 and mentioned another 2.
Why are you hiding the other 4?
Could you please put this on a floor length t-shirt at the Dogshop?
Also, I have some time for what Andybob says. There are some non-fruitcakes affected.
It may be all down to the 4th one mentioned, anxiety disorder, but still, we don’t laugh at that anymore do we?
You’ll hear a similar list at anti CSG rallies. Some are loony, some are not.
One important wind turbine induced malady not addressed: locate a boat people holding pen nearby a wind turbine farm. For those who have a problem with boat people tell Tony M aggot, and his erstwhile deputy Scott Morrison; it might just “stop the boats.” Don’t tell “blubbering” Joe if there are minors involved. Leave minors to a particular religeous organisation to look after.
You can understand how the mischievous things can interfere with whale migration :- a pod stops to ask directions …….
“Make up your wind, which way? Cheeky sod, he’s winding us up. Come on, maybe it’s this way?”
Jokes aside – “electro-magnetic fields(?)” – it was “10(?)” years ago that the influence of those skeins of power grid-lines on
health became an issue – and 4 Corners did a story on these turbines, a year ago come the 25th.
The affect on animals (behaviourly and anatomically) spending prolonged periods in close proximity should be telling.
Thanks Firstdog for highlighting the plight of windmills. I sympathise with this species, their gracefull limbs moving in the breeze. A tradgedy about to unfold. What will happen when they are abandoned by their masters? We need to start an ‘adopt a windmill’ campaign right now.
37 thoughts on “Wind Turbines: Why do they hate our way of life?”
drovers cat
July 3, 2012 at 3:11 pmi knew it.
there we were, ambling past the turbs (whump whump), chattering class elite lattes
in hand … and there, right in front of us: an unhealthy litter of kittens.
“eeeww – they weren’t there yesterday,” i said (whump whump) above the noise – but no-one
heard. My companion had fallen off her horse sophie which also had not heard – it was
suffering sheep birth defects … (whump whump) …
(whump whump whump)
Holden Back
July 3, 2012 at 3:32 pmFreja, the Herpes claim disturbs me most because it’s out of alpabetical order. But that’s enough about me.
And what of the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie blues?
ernmalleyscat
July 3, 2012 at 3:50 pmFD you’ve drawn (only) 121 and mentioned another 2.
Why are you hiding the other 4?
Could you please put this on a floor length t-shirt at the Dogshop?
Also, I have some time for what Andybob says. There are some non-fruitcakes affected.
It may be all down to the 4th one mentioned, anxiety disorder, but still, we don’t laugh at that anymore do we?
You’ll hear a similar list at anti CSG rallies. Some are loony, some are not.
Bill Hilliger
July 3, 2012 at 5:28 pmOne important wind turbine induced malady not addressed: locate a boat people holding pen nearby a wind turbine farm. For those who have a problem with boat people tell Tony M aggot, and his erstwhile deputy Scott Morrison; it might just “stop the boats.” Don’t tell “blubbering” Joe if there are minors involved. Leave minors to a particular religeous organisation to look after.
klewso
July 3, 2012 at 5:51 pmI’ve herd they’ve been connected to “Donkey Oaty”?
T2
July 3, 2012 at 5:57 pmI’m in Europe and there are wind turbines everywhere. Even in cities! People in Europe die: QED.
Mike Jones
July 3, 2012 at 6:00 pmT2 – except for the ones that live. Not quite so erat demonstrandum.
klewso
July 3, 2012 at 6:05 pmYou can understand how the mischievous things can interfere with whale migration :- a pod stops to ask directions …….
“Make up your wind, which way? Cheeky sod, he’s winding us up. Come on, maybe it’s this way?”
klewso
July 3, 2012 at 6:16 pmJokes aside – “electro-magnetic fields(?)” – it was “10(?)” years ago that the influence of those skeins of power grid-lines on
health became an issue – and 4 Corners did a story on these turbines, a year ago come the 25th.
The affect on animals (behaviourly and anatomically) spending prolonged periods in close proximity should be telling.
Andrew
July 3, 2012 at 6:23 pmThanks Firstdog for highlighting the plight of windmills. I sympathise with this species, their gracefull limbs moving in the breeze. A tradgedy about to unfold. What will happen when they are abandoned by their masters? We need to start an ‘adopt a windmill’ campaign right now.