Firdo, all of these conditions come under the umbrella of Mysteriously Acquired Diseases, (MAD), cow syndrome.
These are specifically the result of huge amounts of money paid to the victims before they show any symptoms or even know about their diseases.
The payouts are supplied by the local coal, gas and oil collective, channelled through the local LNP Branch; along with the incorrect spelling of their condition, instructions on what the conditions mean, and instructions on how to claim compensation and how to handle the press. They even supply a complaint Doctor if yours wont play the game.
It would be funny if big coal wasnt screwing us senseless so they can sell the power overseas while stopping the development of cheaper alternatives and competition.
What is funny is that blowhards are stopping wind power.
This is an exhaustive list . . . I understand why you have no time for colouring in although I wonder if new Ed needs to take some dog obedience lessons 😉
37 thoughts on “Wind Turbines: Why do they hate our way of life?”
Lee
July 3, 2012 at 1:17 pmAren’t these the same things that Al Qaeda was responsible for?
Steve777
July 3, 2012 at 1:25 pmNo. They were all caused by the Carbon Tax.
zut alors
July 3, 2012 at 1:30 pmFirsty, you’ve been a busy hound today, this is most instructive.
I believe wind turbines were also implicated in the case of the abandoned Marie Celeste and the death of Phar Lap.
zut alors
July 3, 2012 at 1:33 pmWind turbines have a vast range: I suffer from some of the above conditions and don’t even live with coo-ee of a turbine.
What more proof do people need as to how dangerous they are.
Microseris
July 3, 2012 at 1:38 pmCurious how these are the same individuals who deny man made climate change..
klewso
July 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm“Hypnosis” and “bird flew” (parrot’s bellies turn orange)?
[And didn’t the Carbon tax cause al Qaeda – I’m sure read that somewhere?]
drmick
July 3, 2012 at 1:40 pmFirdo, all of these conditions come under the umbrella of Mysteriously Acquired Diseases, (MAD), cow syndrome.
These are specifically the result of huge amounts of money paid to the victims before they show any symptoms or even know about their diseases.
The payouts are supplied by the local coal, gas and oil collective, channelled through the local LNP Branch; along with the incorrect spelling of their condition, instructions on what the conditions mean, and instructions on how to claim compensation and how to handle the press. They even supply a complaint Doctor if yours wont play the game.
It would be funny if big coal wasnt screwing us senseless so they can sell the power overseas while stopping the development of cheaper alternatives and competition.
What is funny is that blowhards are stopping wind power.
lucinda strahan
July 3, 2012 at 1:40 pmThis is an exhaustive list . . . I understand why you have no time for colouring in although I wonder if new Ed needs to take some dog obedience lessons 😉
Sandshoe
July 3, 2012 at 1:49 pmI mention Zorro and the connection is Zeta-Jones. I think that’s not bad but.
Too much (emphasis: much) tendency to alliterate is caused by turbinic wind tunneling fit to affect flatulence.
Sandshoe
July 3, 2012 at 1:50 pmps; postcard from Paradise (where a tree may fall on me).