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First Dog On The Moon

Another myth busted by the First Dog on the Moon Institute!

First Dog On The Moon

Jun 28, 2012

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  1. Stevo the Working Twistie
    June 28, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Under the Revised Metric System, doesn’t 100 Hansons equal one Abbott?

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  2. Mike Jones
    June 28, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Wooga Wooga Ding ! Does one Hanson equal the Hanson ?

    I would have thought that the Hanson was herself worth a lot more than one Hanson, but maybe I’m getting fish batter interference.

    Stevo, you need to use a turd-o-rhythmic scale to even get one Abbott on the same graph as a Hanson.

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  3. khtagh
    June 28, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    @ Mike Jones
    a turd-o-rhythmic scale, is only accurate when axised to xenopob’s/minute

    Can I return my mouse pad you sent me last week & have this on it please, pretty please. Just brilliant. So accurate too.

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  4. Holden Back
    June 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Mmm, units of hypocrisy . . . so many choices.

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  5. paddy
    June 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I do hope those scientists in frame 6 are wearing the proper protective gear.
    I’m reliably informed that crocodile tears are 40 times more toxic than tiger snake venom.

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  6. Andrew L
    June 28, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Can it sing Mmmmm Bop?

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  7. Aron
    June 28, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    I love the idea of measuring Australian racism in Hansons. Sheer brilliance.

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  8. klewso
    June 28, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    How many Hansons in a Reith?

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  9. klewso
    June 28, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Or is this that “Howard Reith(? whoever he was)” process :
    “How well do these policies deliberately exploit our Fundamantal Fear of Foreigners Scale (FFFS)?”

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  10. zut alors
    June 28, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Paddy, the crocodile tears may be 40 times more toxic than tiger snake venom but, paradoxically, they are also as weak as p1ss.

    I’m lovin’ frame #3, Mr Onthemoon.

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