We saw the opposition spokesperson for pearls, furs and twin sets on the TV last night and am still trying to settle the horses and calm the children. Surely she and A Pyne are the only people who wear that getup any more?
First Dog, old jokes I’m exhumin’
Be my dog and I’ll be your human
You and I, my dear pup
We can both dig them up
And sautee ’em with dill and some cumin.
28 thoughts on “Cooking with Mal! Today: Godwin’s Gazpacho!”
Andrew L
June 27, 2012 at 7:45 pmHehehehe I got “m0derated” coz I said “weasel poo”
Mike Jones
June 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm“Rich and thick like the coalition” – masterpiece, OGD (Our Great Dog).
I suspect you’ve omitted the fennel,
Go and check in the back of your kennel
And a smidgin of summint less grand
Vets extract from an impacted gland
Now it’s certain we’ll be able to tell
The telltale coalitional smell
No longer the press will they dupe
Hey, those are TERDS at the top of the soup !
So dear Lassie, or First Dog or Rover
Trusty Rinty, Mr Peabody, cross over
Ralph and Fred, Scooby Do
You’d be better off too
Partake not a bit
‘Coz if it smells like it’s sh1t
There’s no time to waste
You don’t need to taste !
Exit, post-haste.
klewso
June 28, 2012 at 12:49 amAs my proctologist said – “I’m just going through the motions.”
drmick
June 28, 2012 at 6:44 amWe saw the opposition spokesperson for pearls, furs and twin sets on the TV last night and am still trying to settle the horses and calm the children. Surely she and A Pyne are the only people who wear that getup any more?
Firstdog
June 28, 2012 at 9:02 amthank you mike
Mike Jones
June 28, 2012 at 1:50 pmFirst Dog, old jokes I’m exhumin’
Be my dog and I’ll be your human
You and I, my dear pup
We can both dig them up
And sautee ’em with dill and some cumin.
Mike Smith
June 28, 2012 at 1:53 pm@BluePoppy: Yes, revenge is a dish best served cold. As is a gazpacho. So if you’re taking it off the boil, you will have a long wait.
Venise Alstergren
June 28, 2012 at 5:11 pmI find this recipe benefits from a touch of unmitigated gall.