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First Dog On The Moon

Cooking with Mal! Today: Godwin’s Gazpacho!

First Dog On The Moon

Jun 27, 2012

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28 thoughts on “Cooking with Mal! Today: Godwin’s Gazpacho!”

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  1. Holden Back
    June 27, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Surely it was all swallowed by the wassernames at the news-writing thingies before the Tic Tacs Committee could taste it?

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  2. klewso
    June 27, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Pyne nuts? He’s not using them?

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  3. klewso
    June 27, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    And while that’s cooking let’s talk about some other “cant” we have known and loved?

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  4. paddy
    June 27, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    A truly superb soup FD.

    Alas, due to that appalling slur on Australia’s noble population of Antechinus Swainsonii….. There will be consequences!

    So….In the grand tradition of Aunty Jack.
    A small group of Enid’s cooking circle, will be visiting the Crikey bunker to rip your bloody balls off!

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  5. klewso
    June 27, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “Those “floaties”….. merde, Doc?”

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  6. klewso
    June 27, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Didn’t Planet J. repose the eternal question “Don’t you ever just want it, Brough”? You know, to paraphrase.

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  7. moi aussie
    June 27, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Dearest DD de la Luna MM,
    A! Ha! At Last!
    A use for all those endlessly useless pollies!
    A! Ha! Master Chef Goes to Parliament!
    Let them Eat Cake!
    Let them Cook Their Own Geese!
    Then can we please
    pretty please?
    find some real leaders to,
    perish the thought,
    lead
    this country of ours….
    Please?
    yours ever truliest,
    moi aussie

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  8. rhwombat
    June 27, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Lovely FD….but I hope Enid doesn’t go all male antechinus during the mating season (or all Mal the Rough Brough while impersonating a creature), ’cause you all know what happens next…

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  9. zut alors
    June 27, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    “Double, double toil and trouble,
    Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.”

    Disappointing that the recipe for Alleged Soup is not contained in the Karen Martini cookbook kindly despatched from the Crikey bunker. This fare is piquant compared to the usual slops served up by the opposition.

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  10. drmick
    June 27, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    Klewso it looks powerful. Abbot uses it for brains, Morrison spews it out every time he opens his mouth and the poodle has evidence of it dribbling down his back legs as he gaily prances along the promenade

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