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First Dog On The Moon

ERMAHGERD NERSPERPERS!

First Dog On The Moon

Jun 26, 2012

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  1. drmick
    June 26, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    Good Point Bryannai B;
    Her statistician yes person must be working overtime telling her that her new clothes are lovely and that a lot of people, “from country areas” will be sad if she withdraws her shield an armour & takes her horsesass back to Ginatalia.
    She has highlighted the plight of the refugees in her own way…you know, the FIFO ones anyway.

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  2. zut alors
    June 26, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    ‘…yet unfortunately many country areas are unable to receive Channel 10.’

    Surely, this is one of those occasions where it’s advantageous to have a rural postcode.

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  3. Venise Alstergren
    June 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    VERY GOOD, FD, but somebody pipped you on the post for that one. About twenty-four months ago, or more, on 1 April. The Guardian came out with an announcement to the effect that all future issues would be in the one hundred and forty letter format as per Twitter.

    I’ve added a suggestion.

    26 August 1346: Frogs smashed. Brits victorious; Crécy (France) Beg 100 yrs war.

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  4. Mike Smith
    June 26, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    @Zut: Makes up for sloe internet, even.

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  5. Mike Smith
    June 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    Bah. Slow. Sloe internet would be a tonic.

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  6. Plonkoclock
    June 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    ERMAHGERD?? I would have thought someone, somewhere would have pointed out by now that it’s a berm, Inspector..

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  7. Mel Campbell
    June 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    FAFAFABABAY. Dying of laughter.

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  8. rhwombat
    June 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    HB: I like the Corgi as an Imperial unit of self-congratulations (how many corgis (Cg) to the Onan (Wk) ?), and would like to propose the ferret as a metric unit of subversion (10 megaferrets (Mf) to the Che (Che), on a scale where FD rates ~ 2.5 Ches/panel).

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  9. Andybob
    June 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    One more cup of coffee, Internet sloe,
    One more cup of coffee, pikelets ! Whoa !
    One more cup of coffee before we go
    To the valley below …..

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  10. Andrew L
    June 26, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    #sideboob?

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