Want to be the new Australian Carrie?
Fairfax's long-serving relationship columnist Samantha "Australia’s Carrie Bradshaw" Brett -- who once claimed
a push-up bra was worth more than a PhD to women -- has published her final column
. Mumbrella reports
Brett is off to give TV news a try. But it was a comment on the Mumbrella
article that most caught our eye: a job application for Brett's job ...
My name is Shannon Ford (though I am willing to change it to "Shassy" or "Shancois"). I’m a hip, fun-loving writer in my late-20s who embodies all smart Sydney girls looking for love (and s-x) in The City. All of my friends say I’m "sassy" and that I always give them the best advice on their relationships. This is true. My philosophy is that from our souls to our stillettos, girls are fabulous and deserve to be with a man who treats them like the princess they are.
I consider myself an expert on love and relationships, having dated hundreds of men who are either hot or rich (often both!). I am still searching for my own "Mr Big" and I know your readers will soon be totally addicted to hearing all the goss on my adventures! My writing style is quite literary and thoughful (like Carrie Bradshaw's). I relate all of my personal experiences to the big questions of life and love in the city by ending each musing with a big question that really makes you think. Such questions I have posed (over cocktails with the girls -- easily-convertable into paid article format) include: "What’s more important … a big heart or a big penis?", "When should you tell your fiancee you’re not really blonde?" and "How many carats are you worth to him?". Whilst I could answer all these rhetorical questions (ie: "p-nis", "never", "five"), I think it’s more important to encourage women (especially young girls) to think for themselves so I like to leave the big questions open to discussion so besties have something really interesting to talk about during coffee/shopping/cocktails. My writing also appeals to men because it gives them insight into how special women are and how all we want from them is a fantastic life full of beauty, wisdom, art, fashion, travel, dancing and love. It’s why smart women like me (and the readers of SMH) live in this exciting city that is Sydney. The greatest city in the world (after Paris, New York and London, of course).
I look forward to hearing back from you. I'm currently on a salary of about $85,000 at the boutique public relations firm I work at so naturally I expect my writing salary to match that or be above. Given the Kardashians make $200,000 per nightclub appearance, I think you are getting a bargain because I’m every bit as inspiring to "real" women as they are. I would also like some flexibility to focus on the acting/TV presenting/modelling/book publishing/shoe designing/music performance opportunities which I expect to have in the near future.
Shannon "Shassy"/"Shancois" Ford
UK papers pour petrol on Tories' burning popularity
. Yesterday it was pasties, today it's petrol, as the UK conservative government struggles to combat the weight of media-driven public anger against it lurching from one spot fire to another. Yesterday, Crikey reported
on the "pasty row" that had engulfed UK politics for all of 48 hours -- that is, until petrol shortages became the primary concern for Britain's public.
The "petrol crisis" began on March 28 when Cabinet Office minister Francis Maude -- after a threatened strike by fuel tanker drivers -- offered advice
to the public that: "a bit of fuel in a jerry can in the garage is a sensible precaution." Then all hell broke loose. Maude is having a bad week: it was he who had to face The House of Commons
to address the "cash for access" scandal and then found himself at the centre of the petrol shortage hysteria. Maude has since retracted the comments and apologised
but the damage was done.
Here's a collection of today's UK newspapers. As you can see, it doesn't make great viewing from the UK government's perspective ...
Despite the queues, the service stations running out of petrol and a few fuel-based fights fuelling even greater furore, they may be a snippet of good news for David Cameron: according to The Independent, "the petrol panic buying triggered by ministers' advice will bring an extra £32m to the Treasury's coffers from fuel excise duty". They may just be charging their jerry cans in celebration at Whitehall yet. -- Leigh Josey