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First Dog On The Moon

It’s a surf and turf war

First Dog On The Moon

Mar 15, 2012

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  1. Suzanne Blake
    March 17, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    We can’t be rac ist, we need to welcome all their new migrants with open arms. We should learn to accept the crime, gangs, enclaves and destruction of our culture.

    Please don’t be rac ist, accept them and encourage them to come, cause the will vote Green.

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  2. rhwombat
    March 18, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Oh bugger, she’s found us. There goes the neighbourhood.

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  3. fractious
    March 18, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Aaaannd this week’s Award for Completely Missing the Point of a FirstDogOnTheMoon cartoon goes to…. (drumroll, tish!)

    Suzanne Blake. (cheers, applause, airborne rotting fruit)

    On behalf of the Dogonaut Guild, we hope you enjoy this artificial Face Palm, wrought by genuine asylum seekers muslin terraces during their 3 year detention all-expenses-paid holiday on Christmas Island. It is made in a wattle-and-daub style of Genuine Rabbott Droppings plastered over 2,957 almost identical Opposition Immigration Policies found in a skip out the back of the Parliament House canteen. We hope you derive many years of enjoyment from it, cos we certainly will.

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  4. Matthew of Canberra
    March 18, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Muslim Crime Gangs … MCG’s … OMG, a connection?!?!

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  5. Jim Moylan
    March 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Great!
    To start with First Dog completely misses Suzanne Blake’s point (again)
    and then I’m too late for the prize!
    I s’pose any minute I’ll be reduced to reading the effin cartoon.

    (If I could afford to subscribe then I might have a valid point to make… but then I’d probably be in another wage bracket and so have a completely different view of the matter. Who knows! One day I might earn enough to understand what Tony and Suzanne are saying!))

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  6. Jim Moylan
    March 19, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    PS – @RHWombat
    Welcome to the neighbourhood. I leave this complimentary bowl of fruit, a Bible, three genuine $1 chips (redeemable only at the Our Mother of Eternal Salvation Casino and Function Complex) and a copy of Atlas Shrugged. All just ta help you settle in a tad. Have a good day now!

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