ZUT: Ah ha! But was he well informed? Gramophone has a better ring to this title. Concertina sounds a bit weak. Anyway, if I’m wrong I apologise before giving the box a squeeze. If that looks a bit rude it wasn’t meant to be.
DECCLES: Wearing that t-shirt could be decidedly dodgy in a place like Townsville. FD should put a health warning along with the ‘warm wash, no bleach, cool iron’ label. ‘Wearing this t-shirt may lead to the loss of maxillary central incisors and some blood.’ Pardon me if I don’t accompany you down dark alleyways, Deccles!
Doggy, if you’ve not actually made Victoria Cross, it’s obvious that you’re up for the military meddle. If I was you, I’d stay well away from the bum disposal squad and the SAS (Sadistic Arsehole Soldiers).
I can’t believe that no Doggonaut (self excluded) could see the Brendan Nelson influence on Steve’s hair. It’ll be the new mullet – have no doubt.
What then ? Lee Lin Chin ? Grey toilet brushes unite ! And don’t get me started on Craig Foster’s Caiius Julius Maximus hair product extravaganza.
Venise: thank you for reminding me. To give the box a squeeze. I forget. 😉
DECCLES: large caps to excite attention. Desist. Agree with Plonk. Don’t dream of going to Townsville if the only attire you have will be frame # on a tee.
PLONK: large caps to excite attention. Dark alleyways? Possibly any old cafeteria would be sufficient. Careful to not make red herrings
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Venise Alstergren
March 8, 2012 at 8:45 pmZUT: Ah ha! But was he well informed? Gramophone has a better ring to this title. Concertina sounds a bit weak. Anyway, if I’m wrong I apologise before giving the box a squeeze. If that looks a bit rude it wasn’t meant to be.
Plonkoclock
March 8, 2012 at 9:36 pmDECCLES: Wearing that t-shirt could be decidedly dodgy in a place like Townsville. FD should put a health warning along with the ‘warm wash, no bleach, cool iron’ label. ‘Wearing this t-shirt may lead to the loss of maxillary central incisors and some blood.’ Pardon me if I don’t accompany you down dark alleyways, Deccles!
Mike Jones
March 8, 2012 at 11:22 pmDoggy, if you’ve not actually made Victoria Cross, it’s obvious that you’re up for the military meddle. If I was you, I’d stay well away from the bum disposal squad and the SAS (Sadistic Arsehole Soldiers).
I can’t believe that no Doggonaut (self excluded) could see the Brendan Nelson influence on Steve’s hair. It’ll be the new mullet – have no doubt.
What then ? Lee Lin Chin ? Grey toilet brushes unite ! And don’t get me started on Craig Foster’s Caiius Julius Maximus hair product extravaganza.
Sandshoe
March 9, 2012 at 2:03 pmVenise: thank you for reminding me. To give the box a squeeze. I forget. 😉
DECCLES: large caps to excite attention. Desist. Agree with Plonk. Don’t dream of going to Townsville if the only attire you have will be frame # on a tee.
PLONK: large caps to excite attention. Dark alleyways? Possibly any old cafeteria would be sufficient. Careful to not make red herrings
Andrew L
March 9, 2012 at 9:40 pmJust had to test if posts have really be disabled due to “maintenance”…
Andrew L
March 9, 2012 at 9:40 pmHmmm… is that a “yes”?