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First Dog On The Moon

Exclusive Scandal Shock: Trained Killers Are Not Very Nice People

First Dog On The Moon

Mar 08, 2012

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  1. Sandshoe
    March 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Hair of the Dog (yesterday’s ‘toon’) teee hee yck yck hiccup tee hee.

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  2. Venise Alstergren
    March 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Dear First Dog: Is it possible to have frame two on a T-shirt? Or even just the Air Force guy alone. He is priceless. The whole of frame two is priceless. Great work.

    PADDY: It almost looks as if it has been sprayed on. Or a wig created out of fine, knitted wire.

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  3. Venise Alstergren
    March 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    HOLDEN: I thought it was rum, bum and gramophone?

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  4. Venise Alstergren
    March 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    PLONK: Agreed. The uniformed police have been known to incite me to growl. Once, when I was pulled over for a booze test/drug test/any kind of test, they wanted to arrest me for my “attitude problem” towards them. Grrrrr

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  5. zut alors
    March 8, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Venise, according to the late George Melly (British jazz singer), in the Royal Navy it was ‘rum, bum and concertina.’ And that became the title of his memoirs.

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  6. deccles
    March 8, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    No I want all of frame 2 on a t-shirt, and I want on a Poster too so I can paste it outside Mooseheads & put it across the road from the Duntroon entrance.

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  7. Holden Back
    March 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Well, I draw the line at the squeezebox.

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  8. Andybob
    March 8, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Lawyers recommending a Royal Commission into the ADF ? Just as well there’s not a war on, oh wait …..

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  9. deccles
    March 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Actually, if it just said ADF then underneath that ‘Trained Killers’ and then Larry, Curly & Mo in their ADF uniforms (I take it the Airforce uniform is the guy with the propeller hat?) then I’m in for at least a t-shirt & hoodie

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  10. deccles
    March 8, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Oooh Mr FirstDogOnTheMoon is prepping frame 2 for the t-shirt store. YES

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