Shame on bad, naughty Minister Smith, asking the press to understand that an error of judgement is something different to an illegal action. Unfair, too hard!
I’m sure many people would like to put him across their knee and spank him.
And just for Venise- sodomy, rum and the lash would suggest that the British Navy enjoys nothing more than a slight tingling, burning sensation. In any body part.
26 thoughts on “Exclusive Scandal Shock: Trained Killers Are Not Very Nice People”
Holden Back
March 8, 2012 at 1:14 pmShame on bad, naughty Minister Smith, asking the press to understand that an error of judgement is something different to an illegal action. Unfair, too hard!
I’m sure many people would like to put him across their knee and spank him.
And just for Venise- sodomy, rum and the lash would suggest that the British Navy enjoys nothing more than a slight tingling, burning sensation. In any body part.
Sandshoe
March 8, 2012 at 1:47 pmEyes FRRRRRRONTTTTT!!!
zut alors
March 8, 2012 at 1:49 pmThe partial solution is to admit only castrati to the ADF.
Holden Back
March 8, 2012 at 2:01 pmOh Zut!- Just think of the Baroque operas we could have performed in our streets, instead of silly bagpipe parades!
Plonkoclock
March 8, 2012 at 2:05 pmL. Roberson, army psychologist, interviewing Fred, a respondent to the Army’s “Help Wanted” ads: “.. And why do you want to join the Army, Fred?
Fred: “So I can carry a gun.. ”
I don’t recall whether my father asked the next obvious question “and do what with it?”
There were plenty of Freds.
Venise, you abhor religion; I have the same distaste for uniforms. Any uniform. Gang mentality, anonymity..
drmick
March 8, 2012 at 2:07 pmIts nice to see we are getting more bangs for our buck. Maybe we could save on ammunition and firearm training and just give them camouflaged Con$oms
paddy
March 8, 2012 at 2:46 pmOh please….For the love of Dog!
Don’t let them hurt Stephen’s hair.
Seriously FD. Frame two is worthy of some kind of award.
LJG..............
March 8, 2012 at 2:52 pmThe Big question is will Andrew Bolt come out in support for Minister Smith’s hair?
Sandshoe
March 8, 2012 at 3:27 pmPlonk: Regulations now command ‘Pants on’.
Microseris
March 8, 2012 at 3:28 pmToday Tonight are going to have a 1 minute in depth investigation on muslim
Yumi.
Must have copped heaps at high school.