Holden, did I see you outside the Marrickville 7/11 around the time of this week’s holdup ? I could have sworn it was you – same Antarctic fashion sense.
I’m Clive again. Please help me to help myself-quickly.
BTW Mongrel; haven’t you noticed I’ve gone grey? Why have I gone grey? Because I have all these snappy little ankle-biters darting in and out and criticising me. I love my country more than you do, because there’s more of me than you. And I’m very very rich. Snerk.
73 thoughts on “Australia: are we too stupid to live in it?”
Holden Back
March 6, 2012 at 3:16 pmKlewso – Also available in mushroom, cheese, and chlorine flavours?
Coaltopia
March 6, 2012 at 3:43 pmBeat me to it Klewso. Glorp.
Mike Jones
March 6, 2012 at 3:44 pmI h8 you Klewso. You stole my …..”here to help …. myself” line. No – just kidding. But it is a good line – even if I do say so myself …. and I do.
Amazing that a certain Clivian invertebrate looks so much like Noel Ferrier’s love child (ewwww….. now that’s a disgusting thought.
Mike Jones
March 6, 2012 at 3:48 pmHolden, did I see you outside the Marrickville 7/11 around the time of this week’s holdup ? I could have sworn it was you – same Antarctic fashion sense.
zut alors
March 6, 2012 at 3:49 pmMike: Noel Ferrier’s love child, heh heh. And the mother – Hattie Jacques.
illywhacker
March 6, 2012 at 3:53 pmAnyone else having trouble loading First Dog this week?
Venise Alstergren
March 6, 2012 at 3:53 pmI’m Clive again. Please help me to help myself-quickly.
BTW Mongrel; haven’t you noticed I’ve gone grey? Why have I gone grey? Because I have all these snappy little ankle-biters darting in and out and criticising me. I love my country more than you do, because there’s more of me than you. And I’m very very rich. Snerk.
Holden Back
March 6, 2012 at 3:55 pmMJ, I prefer to move in mysterious ways, my wonders to perform, so can neither confirm or deny that I know what a Marrickville might be.
Venise Alstergren
March 6, 2012 at 4:20 pmILLYWHACKER: Last week, heaps. Today and yesterday, not so far.
Holden Back
March 6, 2012 at 4:43 pmVenise, Illywhacker: IE is bad, Apples no like FDOTM – left half only displayed.
Cue flouncedog?