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First Dog On The Moon

Australia: are we too stupid to live in it?

First Dog On The Moon

Mar 06, 2012

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  1. Andybob
    March 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    If Clives a treasure then I’ve got a print of dogs playing poker that’s priceless

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  2. rhwombat
    March 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    glorp

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  3. Dan Gulberry
    March 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    I laughed out loud at this toon.

    But only because I didn’t want people to think I’m too stupid to understand it.

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  4. rhwombat
    March 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    …and thank Dog that Clive’s throbbing desire can be cured by butterflies. Mind you, it’s probably the one that’s responsible for all those bloody storms, so we’d better keep at least one eye on it – if we can see past the considerable bulk of Clive and the Pilbara Poet.

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  5. Jones Rob
    March 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Vested interests misrepresent imported tissues?
    But isn’t compound interest in imported tissues vested too?
    I better ask Susanne Blake for clarification about these imported tissues because we all know that Philippine body parts make great vests.
    At least that what he said I think.

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  6. Jenny
    March 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    How democracy works 101. This should be a compulsory part of the high school curriculum.

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  7. Holden Back
    March 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Dictatorchip? Is there a dip to go with that?

    Whatever happened to fruitopia?
    Or is that copyright?

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  8. PkD
    March 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I would love to see a First Dog timeline of the growth of Clive’s fortune. Showing the significant events, risks and operational decisions that lead to his wealth.

    Love them or hate them the other “famous” billionaires like Frank, Gerry, James/Kerry, Rupert and even the late Dick P all built and ran the operations of substantial trading businesses over couple of generations along the way often putting their wealth sweat and reputations on the line.

    Maybe Clive et al are the same…I suspect not maybe more like 1. score a mining lease, 2. flog it to a Chinese investor 3 PROFIT

    I suspect this is the thought that Swannie is trying to tap into that these faceless Billionairs have become richer in a few years than our esteemed welathy families have in generations of running diverse businesses.

    For what it is worth my favourite comparative time line…god vs evolution .. imgur Link

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  9. That Chatfield Fellow
    March 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Hi I’m Clive Palmer. I’M HERP TO DERP!

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  10. zut alors
    March 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Nice work, Mr Dog, and a magnificent portrait of Clive the Treasure.

    Re the choice between a carbon tax and the farmer wants a wife – does this mean Tony A has finally released an alternative policy? Dogonauts read it here first!

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