Glorious stuff FD.
Just so much anthropomorphic goodness.
P.S. I can’t wait to hear the howls of outrage,
when the laneway latte sippers discover that “one lump or two”,
refers to how much concrete they want with their caffeine.
I thought “Durian Girrard”?
Cousin Jethro – jackfruit – to go with his ability?
(Here’s to those Twisted Sisters?)
(Zut – except watermelons are green on the outside and red in the middle)
39 thoughts on “The Story of Rumpelfinkelstein”
paddy
March 5, 2012 at 4:39 pmGlorious stuff FD.
Just so much anthropomorphic goodness.
P.S. I can’t wait to hear the howls of outrage,
when the laneway latte sippers discover that “one lump or two”,
refers to how much concrete they want with their caffeine.
zut alors
March 5, 2012 at 4:54 pmKlewso, surely Big Joe is better sized to be a watermelon?
Venise Alstergren
March 5, 2012 at 5:30 pmKLEWSO: Maybe, but can you remember him wearing that suit? A bad move in every way.
I loved your list, but humbly suggest a couple of amendments.
Joe Hockey: A Soursop. Big and heavy but totally unremarkable. Also, what sweetness there is, is leavened by all the seeds.
Bob Carr: A skinny durian. A hint of something nasty on the outside; inside is pure gold.
Tony Rabbott: A chilli. All bite but no substance.
(I love the dragon fruit appellation for the Bishop sisters).
Julia Gillard: An old fashioned Snow Apple. Red on the outside, sharp and sweet on the inside.
Bob Brown: A Pine nut.
Barnaby Joyce: A bright purple pineapple. Take a plug out of the fruit, pour in a bottle of Scotch, and see what develops.
Kim Carr: A watermelon. Hard on the outside, mushy inside if left out in the rain.
davidk
March 5, 2012 at 5:39 pmWhat is this thing Clive has with Tony Jones? Does he want to bed him or BBQ him?
klewso
March 5, 2012 at 5:56 pmI thought “Durian Girrard”?
Cousin Jethro – jackfruit – to go with his ability?
(Here’s to those Twisted Sisters?)
(Zut – except watermelons are green on the outside and red in the middle)
……. have you seen the minkey?
Matthew of Canberra
March 5, 2012 at 5:58 pmI think malcolm turnbull would make an excellent brussel-sprout.
Plonkoclock
March 5, 2012 at 5:59 pmKlewso, thank you and FD for Pyne-nipple. What a tit he is!
Venise Alstergren
March 5, 2012 at 7:25 pmPLONK: You didn’t like Pine-nut for Bob Brown? Sob, sob, boo-hoo, I’ll never write again. Cuts her throat.
Plonkoclock
March 5, 2012 at 8:42 pmOh noooo Venise! What about the possum-boxes??
Mike Jones
March 5, 2012 at 11:04 pmThe Dog and the Doggonaut Lounge. Today – Heaven in damask and drambui. I loves yuz. I loves yuz all.