The Tweets on ‘Q&A’ have got to the stage where I’m putting on old DVDs of movies instead. Adore the Bob Ellis shaft. And you’ve got the whole Q&A hypothetical PC bullshit down so well there are probably legions of the commentariat whose radar it sinks beneath.
There are so many laughs per square centimetre, Mr Dog, what a lovely Monday you have delivered to us.
I particularly like the idea of Cartoonists Camp… and compulsory tweets tickering across all TV programmes. After a bit of practice (especially during Q&A) I find they can be completely ignored.
Celebrities who are fruit! Clive Palmer as a treasured national pomelo.
What next?
Rudd – mandarin?
Abbott – soursop?
Ellis – a pear?
Wong – prickly pear?
The “Bishop sisters” – dragonfruit?
Carr (B) – star apple?
Carr (K) – crab apple?
Brown – star fruit?
Hockey – rock melon?
Shorten – tamarin?
39 thoughts on “The Story of Rumpelfinkelstein”
Margaret Simons
March 5, 2012 at 3:24 pmBloody brilliant, Dog.
Greg Jericho
March 5, 2012 at 3:53 pmOnly 10 graphs? You are cruel. And turgid.
Venise Alstergren
March 5, 2012 at 4:11 pmJust, quite simply magnificent, FD.
The Tweets on ‘Q&A’ have got to the stage where I’m putting on old DVDs of movies instead. Adore the Bob Ellis shaft. And you’ve got the whole Q&A hypothetical PC bullshit down so well there are probably legions of the commentariat whose radar it sinks beneath.
One of your best ever.
Perhaps you meant torpidity. Just joking.
klewso
March 5, 2012 at 4:13 pm“Stirring the porridge”?
zut alors
March 5, 2012 at 4:15 pmThere are so many laughs per square centimetre, Mr Dog, what a lovely Monday you have delivered to us.
I particularly like the idea of Cartoonists Camp… and compulsory tweets tickering across all TV programmes. After a bit of practice (especially during Q&A) I find they can be completely ignored.
Celebrities who are fruit! Clive Palmer as a treasured national pomelo.
klewso
March 5, 2012 at 4:17 pmVenise – see Tony’s got two sides – he’s not a hologram?
klewso
March 5, 2012 at 4:19 pmAnd where is that Pyne-nipple going to get slotted?
Meski
March 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm@Klewso: well, he can certainly talk out both sides of his mouth with a facile tongue.
I’m waiting for FD to put a Rimmer like H on his foreheads.
Meski
March 5, 2012 at 4:33 pmIs there something about downloading the entire cartoon, or is it the sucky internet here? I demand an NBN!
klewso
March 5, 2012 at 4:38 pmWhat next?
Rudd – mandarin?
Abbott – soursop?
Ellis – a pear?
Wong – prickly pear?
The “Bishop sisters” – dragonfruit?
Carr (B) – star apple?
Carr (K) – crab apple?
Brown – star fruit?
Hockey – rock melon?
Shorten – tamarin?